A mother is taking her 7 year old daughter to a play date with a friend when she asks, "Mommy, how old are you?"
"That's not a polite question to ask a woman honey", the mother replies.
"Well how much do you weigh?" continues the daughter.
"That's a rude question to ask someone too," the mother says, now a little flustered.
"And why did you and Daddy get a divorce?
"That's enough questions young lady!" answers the mother who drops off the daughter at her friends house.
"My mother won't tell me anything about her," says the daughter to her friend.
"Don't worry, just look at her driver's liscense, it's like a report card, it has everything on it," says her friend.
The next day the daughter says triumphantly to her mother, " I know you're 32."
"How did you........."
" And I know that you weigh 134 pounds.
"Who told you..........."
" And I know why you and Daddy got divorced, you got an "F" in sex!"
2007-11-13 22:05:48 · 16 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny funny funny!!!
lots of thumbs up and stars for dat..!
2007-11-13 22:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by fizadora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 r quite funny. where did u get all these jokes?
2016-05-23 02:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell awesome!!! At times kids actually use their logic in an absurd way!!! When i was a kid, in an interview they showed me a picture of an elephant and the teacher asked me... What animal is there in the picture???? And i was quick to answer, "Omg... Ur a lot elder to me and yet u cant figure out that its an elephant???" lol
2007-11-13 22:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 22:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Children want to know a lot of things: better to tell them, inform them correctly and clearly, or else they have their own ways of finding out! Children can be very humorous, too, in their own way!
2007-11-14 21:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... that same Mom's brother was walking past his Grand Pa's house last week and looked over to see if anybody was home so he could say Hi. Much to his surprise it looked like his Grand Pa was sitting out front in his rocking chair with no pants on. The Grandson yell over to the house, "Grand Pa... why are you sitting out here dress like that?" "Well (Grand Pa said), last week I was sitting out here without a shirt on and got a stiff neck. This no pants idea came from Grand Ma !!!!!"
2007-11-13 22:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by the3rdtom 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny...lol. A little smile for the early am. Yawn!
2007-11-13 22:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by KyLoveChick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-11-13 22:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny star for you
2007-11-13 22:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a really gud joke....can have a chukkle for some time
2007-11-13 22:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by catalyst_indian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋