A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she
wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in
the air and started screaming, "RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager
comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained
the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again,
the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "RUB MY
NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!" and doing so draws an
even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why
are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE
TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
2007-11-09
01:42:49
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