A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-11-09 01:40:03 · 22 answers · asked by Paige 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yah man that is very good
2007-11-09 01:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by joe m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 02:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! One for you: Whats the similarity between men and snow storms? You never know when they're coming, how long they'll last, or how many inches you'll get.
2016-05-28 22:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a part time stamp collector (blush).
2007-11-09 02:07:05 · answer #4 · answered by Incognito 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-11-09 02:04:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Virgin on the ridicules.
2007-11-09 01:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by Regwah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2007-11-09 04:37:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i liked that one ha ha ha
2007-11-09 02:10:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny...women now will be truly after on a lawyer....
2007-11-09 01:51:00 · answer #9 · answered by Soop3rNLuVkJB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was crazycool. Getit!
2007-11-09 02:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by $$celebrity chick$$ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋