A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she
wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in
the air and started screaming, "RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager
comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained
the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again,
the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "RUB MY
NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!" and doing so draws an
even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why
are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE
TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
2007-11-09 01:42:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh! it was funny.. I could just picture someone doing that too...
2007-11-09 01:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Eileen J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny =]
just a tiny bit disturbing
2007-11-09 10:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i needed a good laugh
2007-11-13 08:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by Jesica.Walker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-09 10:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by MIG IS FRESH #40 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao yeah thats the way to do it.
2007-11-09 09:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by bette69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got me....hahahahaha
2007-11-09 09:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by Soop3rNLuVkJB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh... I dont get it =S
Explain plz
2007-11-09 09:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehm
2007-11-09 09:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so fun ^_^
http://www.seductionbase.com/body_language_and_tonality_for_attraction.htm
2007-11-09 11:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by neilchrist2007 n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋