All categories - 2 November 2007

2 men are in a truck
going down a Missouri country road. The driver of the truck is from
Missouri, the passenger is from Texas. A deer goes across the road 200
feet in front of them, and the Texan asks what it is. The Missouri man
says "It's a deer, of course". The Texan says, "I didn't recognize it
because in Texas, the deer are the size of a buffalo, everything is
bigger in Texas". Later, they pass a turkey,and
the Texan again asks what it is, and the Missouri man again states what
the animal is. The Texan says "That puny thing is a turkey?" A few
miles later there's a 2-ft. wide snapping turtle, and the Texan asks
what it is. The Missouri man, frustrated with this whole routine, tells
him, "it's a Tick"

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2007-11-02 06:22:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been on Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo for 3 years now and this is it the first month any of these symptoms have shown up. At the time when I should have been ovulating I experienced sharp cramps on my left side. I had intercourse during that time. Seven days later I had pink and brown spotting that lasted 5 days. During that time I cried for no reason, vomitted, felt extremely tired, had vivid dreams and developed very dark veins on my breasts. I am expecting my period in 4-5 days and am wondering if I might be pregnant, despite taking my pills on time everydays. Any thoughts would be helpful.

Btw: I am married with no children. It would be an "accident" if I were pregnant but a happy accident so while I am concerned it is more the not knowing that is bothering me than the possibility of being pregnant.

2007-11-02 06:22:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Can you tell me what happens in his book. I need the most important facts and the ending of the book.

2007-11-02 06:22:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Heard he was heading to P&S street !!!!! word man Hope he is a good runner!!!!!!!

2007-11-02 06:21:56 · 16 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

Im not big on religion but me and this girl both love eachother but she is a jehovs's witness and i wanted to no if we can go on a date or not?

2007-11-02 06:21:55 · 23 answers · asked by imconfuzled 1 in Religion & Spirituality

What are some tips or things I can do? Basically this would be 2-3 lbs per week. Is this possible?

2007-11-02 06:21:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Everytime I have sex with my wife, it hurts her, we use lube some times and it still hurts her like hell....
Its in the begining, after a while it gets better. I dont know if shes too small or im to big or both, but its annoying because she is never exited because of her fear that its going to hurt.
Sex has dropped drastically... I'm always the one that initiates and she does it because of me. I wish i knew why is this happening to us.

2007-11-02 06:21:39 · 26 answers · asked by alcaponepr69 1 in Singles & Dating

I just figured out that I am going to have a baby boy around Feb 25th. I want his name to be a well rounded name...His original name was Anthony Edward Bowman but i just found out that my boyfriend has a son named anthony already...so i need some help...It would be greatly appriciated.

2007-11-02 06:21:32 · 26 answers · asked by conceived_in_affection 2 in Baby Names

Where and when?

2007-11-02 06:21:31 · 12 answers · asked by N L 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I have been going out with this girl for about a month now, and she decided to let me know she has HSV-1 genital herpes. She says she has only had the one first outbreak about 3 months ago and hasnt had to be on any medication as of yet.

The problem is I really like her... Whenever Im with her my worries go away and were both just truly happy, but when were not together all I can think about is this. Usully anyone I ask what they would do in my situation say "find someone else".

I feel so bad and Im not sure what to do. When she told me she had it, she refered to herself as trash and dirty and thats hardly the case. What are my options here?

2007-11-02 06:21:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

They are women.

2007-11-02 06:21:28 · 5 answers · asked by Shiloh K 1 in Grade-Schooler

And then ressurected on Easter? Thanks in advance.

2007-11-02 06:21:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

F is a function with exponential decay. Explain why function G defined by g(x) = 1/F(x) is a function with exponential growth?

2007-11-02 06:20:57 · 2 answers · asked by ngathile 2 in Mathematics

Right now I have a credit card with a very high rating, nearly 33% because I missed a bunch of payments. Now I am paying off the debt but I just received an offer from Capital One to switch the acocunt to them with a 13% interest rate.

I know that holding a credit card is better for your credit rating than cancelling it, but what about switching the account to a new provider?

2007-11-02 06:20:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

I went to a public school, and as part of the required summer reading before my AP English class, we had to read four books of the Bible

The reasoning behind this was that in the history of English literature, authors most commonly allude to three sources: Greek mythology, Shakespeare, and the Bible. We were required to read the four books and analyze them the same we did the mythological books and Shakespeare plays that we read. It was analyzed and applied as a piece of literature, not a holy book.

Do you think that is okay, since it's done objectively and related to the class? (Just reading a book by a Romantic or Victorian author you see how much these three things are referenced.) Or is it wrong to require the reading of the Bible and no other holy books from other religions because of the religious implications, even if they weren't taught?

2007-11-02 06:20:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i had a tooth pulled yesterday, my dentist warned me that it is near a nerve and if damaged could possible result in numbness in my lip/gums/tongue & chin.

it looked like a simple extraction & she said it shouldn't happen but if she was concerned she would refer me to a surgeon......the extraction took about 40 minutes because it wasnt as simple as it seemed.

i now have numbness in the left side of my chin under my lip, it doesnt affect any other part of my mouth (thank god) like i read in peoples stories, just a small patch of my chin that feels strange when i touch it.

has anyone had similar problems? if so how long (if ever) did it take to go away?...i know this is like the "how long is a piece of string" question as it can take days/weeks/months/forever, just wondering as mine seems like a mild case

thanks

p.s. sorry for any typos :)

2007-11-02 06:20:26 · 5 answers · asked by jindivik321 2 in Dental

The reason they are so mad cause they feel no one loves them. HEY>>>>>>ATHIEST we love you guy's ''man''' we just want you to be there with us on the other side. We know you don't get it the logic project. Just come to church and feel the joy don't feel the hate.

I know it's not cool knowing your gonna die forever but try to prove Gods existance than disprove.

Go ahead and hate us...I understand but i'll still care for all you Atheist cause I know you need a huge hug like my little daughter when she dosen't understand she gets mad and sometimes I just need to love her cause I care for her.


Go ahead and let your anger out.

2007-11-02 06:20:24 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-02 06:20:23 · 18 answers · asked by meden03 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-11-02 06:20:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

Senator Barack Obama, Governor Bill Richardson, Senator Hillary Clinton and Ruth Harkin stand during the national anthem.
Barack Hussein Obama's photo (that's his real name)......the article said he REFUSED TO NOT ONLY PUT HIS HAND ON HIS HEART DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REFUSED TO SAY THE PLEDGE.....how can a man like this expect to be our next Commander-in-Chief????

2007-11-02 06:20:12 · 11 answers · asked by Lisa W 2 in Elections

what are you thoughts? Why are most people against the idea that they were married?

2007-11-02 06:20:10 · 23 answers · asked by *LiLy* 4 in Religion & Spirituality

how is it created, how is it form how long does it last? what is a falling star?

2007-11-02 06:20:10 · 6 answers · asked by vay 1 in Astronomy & Space

In Puerto Rico a woman was elected in 2000 as the first governess of the island. Women voted for her because she was a woman, men voted for her to give her the chance in order to say I told you so. She won. She did nothing in four years, as she had done NOTHIN in her previous four as mayor of the capital. She is a rich woman with her own agenda, she didn't care she just wanted the title. Would Hillary be the same case? Are we voting to see a woman (any woman) up there? or do we really believe in her ideals and capability to achieve them?

2007-11-02 06:20:08 · 5 answers · asked by ~Becks~ 4 in Other - Politics & Government

What made you stay?
Did you ever find what you were looking for?

2007-11-02 06:20:03 · 26 answers · asked by Southpaw 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I don't want to use the obvious ones like Marie and my other daughter's middle name is Michelle.

2007-11-02 06:20:00 · 16 answers · asked by wendi 2 in Baby Names

My ex-wife and I had an uncontested divorce, and we have mutually agreed that I would pay her child support "under the table" and not through the system. Right now, I make about 47K a year. My ex and her husband combined make about 85K a year, and she had primary custody of my kids. I drive 80 miles one way every weekend and pick my kids up and bring them back to where I live so that I can spend time with them. I am currently paying her $960 per week for 2 kids, and the only reason I can afford this is because I was injured on a job 3 years ago and am receiving a workman's comp. settlement check every week until Dec. of this year. After this year, the child support will be coming from my paycheck. Is there a certain percentage of a paycheck that child support is derived from? Is there a way to figure out exactly how much I should be paying, without hiring a lawyer?

2007-11-02 06:20:00 · 10 answers · asked by goldenbear733 3 in Marriage & Divorce

What is connection look like ?

2007-11-02 06:19:58 · 4 answers · asked by Dean 1 in Honda

which is better to use in a childs room during the cold, dry winter? i've heard bad things about both. what's the best way to keep them clean?

2007-11-02 06:19:58 · 5 answers · asked by upintheclouds000 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2007-11-02 06:19:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink