2 men are in a truck
going down a Missouri country road. The driver of the truck is from
Missouri, the passenger is from Texas. A deer goes across the road 200
feet in front of them, and the Texan asks what it is. The Missouri man
says "It's a deer, of course". The Texan says, "I didn't recognize it
because in Texas, the deer are the size of a buffalo, everything is
bigger in Texas". Later, they pass a turkey,and
the Texan again asks what it is, and the Missouri man again states what
the animal is. The Texan says "That puny thing is a turkey?" A few
miles later there's a 2-ft. wide snapping turtle, and the Texan asks
what it is. The Missouri man, frustrated with this whole routine, tells
him, "it's a Tick"
Pls star if you enjoyed this one. Thx.
2007-11-02 06:22:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that was so stupid! but super funny!
2007-11-02 06:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Mizz[blackout] 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arctic Monkeys-yay The Beatles-YAY bill Haley & His Comets-YAY Black Sabbath-meh Buzzcocks-meh Coldplay-YAY The treatment-YAY David Bowie-YAY Deep purple-yay Dinosaur Jr.-meh Foo warring parties-YAY Franz Ferdinand-yay Genesis-NAY Jethro Tull-meh Kings of Leon-meh Led Zeppelin-meh Oasis-yay Peter Frampton-YAY purple Floyd-YAY Queen-YAY R.E.M.-YAY Radiohead-yay purple warm Chili Peppers-yay sex Pistols-meh Siouxsie & the Banshees-yay Soundgarden-meh Styx-NAY equipment of a Down-NAY talking Heads-yay Van Morrison-yay The White Stripes-yay
2016-10-23 06:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay
2007-11-02 06:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by Chamillitary Mayne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay,
2007-11-02 06:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! That was a funny one!
2007-11-02 06:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay....lol
2007-11-02 06:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that tick fell off my dog.
Good one!
2007-11-02 06:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by joe diddley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. i've never heard that joke.
2007-11-02 06:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was dumb NAY.
2007-11-02 06:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by Lanieღ•° 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-11-02 06:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by soccer_chick3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋