All categories - 26 October 2007

it seems many think because they or other don't believe as Christians then Christians will "burn them at the stake"...or some other ridiculous thing...how many years ago did that stuff happen...but it seems the Christians of today are the exact same Christians that were then...isn't that just a narrow point of view on Christians...

2007-10-26 23:38:42 · 21 answers · asked by turntable 6 in Religion & Spirituality

man in a hospital ward wakes up to find he has shat himself.
"through the eye of a needle" type...
he is too embarrassed to call the ward sister
so he leaps out of bed, rips off the sheets and throws them out of the window.
suddenly there is a cry of shock in the street below
the hospitalised man rushes to the window and looks down.
his sh!tty sheets have landed on a drunk, who is flailing around trying to get them off him.
eventually he succeeds and stands, covered in diahreah, panting and staring at the sheets.
a paramedic runs up to him.
"Are you alright mate?" he asks the drunk.
the drunk looks up at him slowly, his eyes wide with fear and says...

"i think i just beat the sh!t out of a ghost..."



star if you like.

2007-10-26 23:38:39 · 5 answers · asked by Phadria 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am frankly tired of it

Both of them are hall of famer QBs.

Both are great in their teams. Who knows how they would perform in different teams!!!! Let’s not forget the protection they get from their offensive linemen. They have all day and they deliver. Team work but no one is talking about the offensive linemen and tight ends.....Without them the quarterback will be sacked, hit and throwing interceptions lets just give the whole offensive team for these two teams some credits....

2007-10-26 23:38:06 · 14 answers · asked by Bucsfan 5 in Football (American)

The book of Jesus, surely the founder of Christianity would have written something down right "wrong" why is it that we don't see a book of Jesus or even some brief writings? Wouldn't you think the founder of Christianity would have written something down for further generations to see? All we have of Jesus Christ his what he illegally said, from people who knew him or knew of him!

2007-10-26 23:37:54 · 17 answers · asked by ? 1 in Religion & Spirituality

On his way home a father remembers that it's his young daughter's birthday.

At a toy store he asked the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie doll in the display window?" The salesperson answered, "Which one”? We Have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95.
The amazed father asked: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
Annoyed, the salesman answered: "Sir... "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and of course...one of Ken's Friends.’
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Pls star if you liked it. Thx.

2007-10-26 23:37:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I go to the shop for ONE item...(in this case a bottle of cooking oil)
knowing how forgetful I am.......I write it in ball-point on the back of my hand
I spend £10 at the shop...I get home and realise that the one thing that I haven't bought is.............


WHY OH WHY OH WHY???????

2007-10-26 23:37:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

then why is there a huge book with metapohrs and misleading meanings that have to be decerned by everyone induvidually. why do people go to school to learn how to read it. if its so simple?

2007-10-26 23:37:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Does anyone actually live in the great barrier reef (apart from plants or animals) or is it just park management? Any websites on the population of the great barrier reef

2007-10-26 23:37:48 · 2 answers · asked by Baked Beans 3 in Other - Australia

This bank , uk branch communicating with me a transaction, But activities is in doubt, so i need proper information through yahoo

2007-10-26 23:37:01 · 2 answers · asked by Bokhtiar A 1 in London

Have got HP3100 running fine on my parallel laptop with windows me.
Now the problem is , i have upgraded to Windows XP laptop but with only usb ports.
I have bought a usb to cable which connects to standard cabble of the printer. (the cable has a usb port and a female parallel on the other)

My windows xp do detect the printer and attempts to install it, even i have installed the jetsuite already. during that new hardware installation it ask for the file which are on the c, on providing those files, it continue for some instants and end up saying the "operation has some errors and cannot continue" i also tried to print off by jetsuite, but doesnot help either.
I have tried to change ports one by one and still did not work. I did bought a USB docking for parallel port, which comes to the same point and gives up.
Please suggest, what should i do, to work with my window xp by usb cable.
is there are any usb cable driver available form hp or somewhere which helps to run the printer

2007-10-26 23:36:32 · 2 answers · asked by ahmedhu 1 in Printers

I don't mean over the access hatch, just over where the sewer pipe runs (1-1.5m below ground level).

2007-10-26 23:35:48 · 12 answers · asked by Quasimojo 3 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-10-26 23:35:42 · 10 answers · asked by Cam1051Sec 5 in Country

2007-10-26 23:35:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

For a change look at it from business owners point of view. The unions and the labor party were sending many business owners to the wall. I am a business owner and for the life of me I can't see why I should have to pay you for being sick, for choosing to have a baby, for your husband to stay home to be with you after you've had a baby or pay you extra money just to go on holidays. I have no problem in paying overtime and paying a bit extra for it. Thats my choice if i ask you to work back then yes I should pay for it. The same for weekend and night work, I will happily pay for that also. Under the new workplace reforms business will prosper and when business prospers more people are employed, more people spend money and the whole economy benefits. Answer by surf3Ri *Second part of answer deleted as it doesn't relate to workchoices*

All workers should be very concerned. This is what you will be against. Just don't get sick, have a baby, by a home, ask for pay rise. God Help us all!!

2007-10-26 23:34:59 · 10 answers · asked by Surfa101 2 in Elections

i know this sounds really weird but do we have to shave before having a check up (pap smear) for yeast infection??

2007-10-26 23:34:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

BRIEFLY DESCRIBE,
thanks so much
10 points for best answer!!!
xoxo

2007-10-26 23:34:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

2007-10-26 23:34:03 · 15 answers · asked by Rock Kills Kristy 5 in Lyrics

any sugestion on what to do now
the main video cable is only about 3 cm off conecting
can i get an extention if so where
i've got a picture so ask if that helps at all !!!
please please help

2007-10-26 23:33:52 · 1 answers · asked by craig c 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

pray that they spray in the amps to get rid of distortion

2007-10-26 23:33:31 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Electronics

The weight Loss Program Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to loss weight?

He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more. None worked. Then one day, he was reading the Washington Post when he noticed a small ad that read: Loss Weight- Only $1.00 a pound - Call (202555-0238) The man decided to give it a try and called the number.

A voice on the other end asked, "How much weight do you want to lose?"

The man responded "Ten pounds."

The voice replied, "Very well, give me your credit card number and we will have a representative over to your house in the morning."

About 9am the next morning the man gets a knock on the door. There stood a beautiful redhead, completely n*ked except for a sign around her neck stating, "If you catch me you can have me." Well, the hefty fellow chased her upstairs, downstairs, over sofas, through the kitchen, all around the house.

2007-10-26 23:32:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This is going to sound really ignorant and naive, but that's coz when it comes to this subject I am.

I have never been to a gay bar but I'm going out to the gay village in Manchester in a couple of weeks with my two straight female friends and a male friend who is gay, for no other reason than we wanted a night out where we could dance and talk and have fun without lecherous men hitting on us. Since this was arranged I've split up with my husband but that is still the purpose of our night out coz I'm still not going out on the pull for some time to come.

But it got me thinking, coz sooner or later I may want a new man in my life, (I haven't ruled that out), but any new man would have to be comfortable around my friends and family including the gay one's. So would a gay bar be a good place to look? Coz obviously if a straight guy is there he's very secure in his own sexuality (unless of course he's in denial) and is more likely to be the type of guy I'd like to get to know.

2007-10-26 23:32:23 · 20 answers · asked by Louise H 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

OK my phone cant send sms...idont know why...its not the sim card fault but the phones...do u know why?and if yes do u know how can i fix it?:/

2007-10-26 23:32:07 · 3 answers · asked by Moonpaws93 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

Some of the apostles were married and Jesus hand-picked them.

2007-10-26 23:31:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-26 23:31:28 · 16 answers · asked by Sonu 1 in Words & Wordplay

Ok so sometimes while laying in bed during my many sleepless nights my mind wanders and I think of all sorts of things..and I was wondering about this...

Lets say a man sleeps with a women who is HIV positive....and the next day this same man sleeps with a women who is NOT hiv positive. Months pass and this man ends up contracting HIV from the first women he slept with....could the women he was with the day after who didnt have HIV be at risk for it as well?

I dont think so because to me the time frame is too close together..he wouldnt have HIV so he wouldnt be able to spread it till later when the virus was "Stronger"

LOL maybe its a dumb question but I was wondering what others thought...perhaps I'm wrong..if so tell me so at least I know!

2007-10-26 23:31:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

Magic Mirror on the wall, of all the Dinosaurs, who is the smartest of them all? And of all the mammals, who is the smartest of them all? Well, Tell me.

2007-10-26 23:31:10 · 4 answers · asked by Timothy M 2 in Biology

we have tenants, the property is managed by letting agent appointments are made but they the tenants never keep to them.
at the moment the boiler needs to be serviced but the tennants have let the plumber down 3 times.
the tennants have a 1 year lease will it be seen as our fault if it is not serviced, how do we get them to agree and keep to a date and time.

2007-10-26 23:29:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate