man in a hospital ward wakes up to find he has shat himself.
"through the eye of a needle" type...
he is too embarrassed to call the ward sister
so he leaps out of bed, rips off the sheets and throws them out of the window.
suddenly there is a cry of shock in the street below
the hospitalised man rushes to the window and looks down.
his sh!tty sheets have landed on a drunk, who is flailing around trying to get them off him.
eventually he succeeds and stands, covered in diahreah, panting and staring at the sheets.
a paramedic runs up to him.
"Are you alright mate?" he asks the drunk.
the drunk looks up at him slowly, his eyes wide with fear and says...
"i think i just beat the sh!t out of a ghost..."
star if you like.
2007-10-26 23:38:39 · 5 answers · asked by Phadria 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice! I don't see too many good jokes on here... I like this one.
Death from above.... I HAVE been in a hospital in serious condition after a jump went wrong. 2 years in the hospital and 4 months of that in bed. I can laugh at this...
2007-10-27 21:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by Geaux Ghoti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have never been in a hospital and very seriously ill, have you ?
2007-10-27 15:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-10-27 06:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Death Girl Am 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good joke
2007-10-27 09:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Cupcake.....:) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i didn't get it at first because i thought it said goat! but now i get it lmao so funny!!!! ******STAR!!!!*******
2007-10-27 10:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋