2007-10-26 23:28:56 · 19 answers · asked by câmΦuflãgê 6 in Malaysia
There was this guy during the gold rush who was visiting a mining town. He walked into a bar and sees a bowl of gold nuggets on the counter. He asks the bartender if they were tips or something.
The bartender says no they are for any man that can make my horse laugh without touching him. So the man decides to give it a try.
He whispers something in the horse's ear and the horse starts rolling on the ground laughing hysterically.
The man takes his gold and walks off. Two months later, the same man walks into the same bar. This time there are two bowls of gold. He asked the bartender if it was the same deal.
The bartender said this time you have to make my horse cry without touching him.
The man said sure but I need to take him out back. He does, brings the horse back in, and he is crying. He goes to grab his gold and the bartender pulls out his shotgun.
2007-10-26 23:28:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2007-10-26 23:28:40 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
when's halloween?
*date*
2007-10-26 23:28:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween
2007-10-26 23:28:00 · 2 answers · asked by SiLmeRia 2 in Other - Environment
2007-10-26 23:27:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
a) the interest part of the loan
b) the interest and carrying charges
c) the amount of the loan including interest
d) the original amount owed
In the first time I posted this, everyone said "d", but wouldn't it be "c"?
Can someone please explain??? Why or why not it is d? THANKYOU, 10 pts=best answer
2007-10-26 23:26:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics
high on prescribed drugs ?
2007-10-26 23:26:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Charlie Wrangle D, NY proposed a minor tax increase for the rich that have incomes of $200K or more, its a very slight increase. I believe as much money they have the rich can still live a normal life just like the rest of us even if half or their money is paid in taxes.
2007-10-26 23:26:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States
In the largest call-up of U.S. diplomats since the Vietnam War, the State Department is planning to order some of its personnel to serve at the American Embassy in Iraq because of a lack of volunteers.
2007-10-26 23:26:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government
2007-10-26 23:26:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
John and Ed walked into a bar. Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass?
"John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint o..of gi...gi..gi Guinness A..a pint of Guinness, please."
Ed goes up to the bar. "Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate Jackass."
Ed takes the drinks back. "Here you go, Jackass."
Later when they had finished their drinks, Ed says to John, "It's your round, Jackass. Go get us a pint o' Guinness."
John goes to the bar. "T..T...T..two pa..pa...pa..pi..pints o..o..of gi.. gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness, please."
When the barman was sure Ed wasn't listening he said, "I think it's awful him calling you Jackass all the time." John says, "Oh, he..aw, he..aw, he..aw, he..awlways calls me that."
2007-10-26 23:26:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
I know it's horrible, but I put my cats food bowl outside for her to nibble as and when she likes (also to stop my dog pinching it!!). Recently I noticed that some fly some eggs on the meat, after my cat had already eaten some. If she had eaten some eggs, will her stomach acids kill them, or will she be invaded by live maggots inside her - gulp!!
2007-10-26 23:25:32 · 20 answers · asked by baldyoldgit 2 in Cats
But if nothing is something then can nothing really exist?
2007-10-26 23:25:14 · 16 answers · asked by pilgrimbaby123 2 in Philosophy
And don't suggest anything sexual haha
2007-10-26 23:25:13 · 20 answers · asked by Lula 4 in Polls & Surveys
i have been getting bruises for the past month,there are about 5 on my body at present,they range from medium to big(like i've been bashed),on the legs,forearms,ankle near the foot,does anyone know what would cause these all of a sudden?thanks for answering.
2007-10-26 23:24:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions
2007-10-26 23:24:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics
2007-10-26 23:24:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-10-26 23:24:19 · 13 answers · asked by Moon_Rabbit 1 in Religion & Spirituality
2007-10-26 23:22:58 · 2 answers · asked by solar_c75 2 in Immigration
With single mothers taking partners and real dads vanishing off the scene, would it not be a good idea for all newborn childrens DNA to be taken so that the real father can be pinpointed in parental issues. A DNA bank would also bring down the cost of DNA testing in future and also the child can know who his father really is. As the law stands, only birth certificates and the mothers word is taken as proof of fatherhood, which is no proof whatsoever. Yes! I know there are dangers, but with nothing to hide there is nothing to fear.
2007-10-26 23:22:33 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Law & Ethics
Is it that their lives seem so interesting or that ours do not?
2007-10-26 23:22:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
2007-10-26 23:21:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
If you don't care about letting us know, please identify the town,. Highlight the song titles in case we don't know them. Thanks All.
2007-10-26 23:21:01 · 1 answers · asked by ghouly05 7 in Words & Wordplay
2007-10-26 23:20:29 · 25 answers · asked by CAring Dude 2 in Women's Health
And any suggestions for a boys name? I have gone through so many internet sites but the same boys names keep coming up and none of them really seem to click.
2007-10-26 23:19:53 · 27 answers · asked by Blossom 2 in Baby Names
2007-10-26 23:19:49 · 19 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys
touching you or do you find it distracting and need your space ?
2007-10-26 23:19:30 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Are there any plans to have a second season for Kenichi at all?
2007-10-26 23:19:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
2007-10-26 23:18:48 · 18 answers · asked by andianaplus3 2 in Law & Ethics
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