There was this guy during the gold rush who was visiting a mining town. He walked into a bar and sees a bowl of gold nuggets on the counter. He asks the bartender if they were tips or something.
The bartender says no they are for any man that can make my horse laugh without touching him. So the man decides to give it a try.
He whispers something in the horse's ear and the horse starts rolling on the ground laughing hysterically.
The man takes his gold and walks off. Two months later, the same man walks into the same bar. This time there are two bowls of gold. He asked the bartender if it was the same deal.
The bartender said this time you have to make my horse cry without touching him.
The man said sure but I need to take him out back. He does, brings the horse back in, and he is crying. He goes to grab his gold and the bartender pulls out his shotgun.
2007-10-26 23:28:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He said now first you made the horse laugh then cry, you aren't leaving here alive unless you tell me how you did it.
The man replies well, the first time I told him my d*ck was bigger than his. The second time I showed him.
2007-10-26 23:29:10 · update #1
ok not bad. I will give you a star.
2007-10-27 00:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horse Man Xxx
2016-12-18 05:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by northcut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crikey brings bk memories when i was kid we went to zoo an me sister saw horse an his thing was there touching the grass loadza people an my sister shouted why has that horse got 5 legs
2007-10-26 23:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 23:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha...you got me laughing!
Star for you!
2007-10-26 23:39:11 · answer #5 · answered by Valerie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-27 00:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-10-27 00:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
itstoo long try making rthwm shorter
2007-10-26 23:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
give up not funny
2007-10-26 23:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by missym_1808 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another stunning offering mate,pmsl
starred
2007-10-27 09:25:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋