John and Ed walked into a bar. Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass?
"John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint o..of gi...gi..gi Guinness A..a pint of Guinness, please."
Ed goes up to the bar. "Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate Jackass."
Ed takes the drinks back. "Here you go, Jackass."
Later when they had finished their drinks, Ed says to John, "It's your round, Jackass. Go get us a pint o' Guinness."
John goes to the bar. "T..T...T..two pa..pa...pa..pi..pints o..o..of gi.. gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness, please."
When the barman was sure Ed wasn't listening he said, "I think it's awful him calling you Jackass all the time." John says, "Oh, he..aw, he..aw, he..aw, he..awlways calls me that."
2007-10-26 23:26:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Who are you calling Jackass??? Only joking just having a laugh. It's 12 noon here in Ireland.
2007-10-27 00:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 23:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-27 00:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morning chris good start mate
2007-10-27 01:13:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha funny me son mid name jck when he act stupid we callim that
2007-10-26 23:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one :)
2007-10-27 15:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY BUT IVE HEARD IT BEFORE
2007-10-26 23:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it!
2007-10-27 00:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Valerie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool thats good
2007-10-26 23:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by penky03 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is kindof funny
2007-10-26 23:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by twocrafty65 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋