A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
behind him.
Walking faster,he looks back and through the fog,he makes out the image of
an upright casketbanging its way down
the middle of the street toward him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly
behind him
Faster...
faster...
BUMP..
BUMP...
BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door
behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping
clappity-BUMP. ..
clappity-BUMP. ..
clappity-BUMP ...
on his heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH, the casket breaks down the door! Bumping and clapping
toward him.
2007-10-26
02:12:16
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