A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
behind him.
Walking faster,he looks back and through the fog,he makes out the image of
an upright casketbanging its way down
the middle of the street toward him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly
behind him
Faster...
faster...
BUMP..
BUMP...
BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door
behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping
clappity-BUMP. ..
clappity-BUMP. ..
clappity-BUMP ...
on his heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH, the casket breaks down the door! Bumping and clapping
toward him.
2007-10-26 02:12:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a
bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and ,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The Coffin STOPS!!
2007-10-26 02:12:29 · update #1
A real groaner. hahaha thanks
2007-10-26 02:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-26 09:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I figured someone was having sex in the coffin or something. That's real cute. I've never heard that one before!
2007-10-26 09:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by armygirl8708 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kid's in Middle School, this joke is perfect.
2007-10-26 09:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-26 09:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny
2007-10-26 09:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by The Rugby Player 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny lol
2007-10-26 09:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha..took a while to register in my mind..but its great...hahaha
2007-10-26 09:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by bnj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear!
Probably better told than read me thinks!
2007-10-26 09:16:23 · answer #9 · answered by Pagan Pip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-10-26 09:19:39 · answer #10 · answered by freestyler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-26 10:58:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋