All categories - 24 October 2007

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch,totally naked.Soft music was playing,and the aroma of perfume filled the room."What are you doing?"she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work. the daughter-in-law answered."But your totally naked" exclaimed the mother.
"This is my love dress",explained the daughter-in-law."love dress but you naked" repeated the mother.
"Justin loves me to wear this dress"she said"every time he see me in this dress,he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. The mother-in-law left and when she got home she undressed,showered,put on her best perfume,dimmed the lights,put on a romantic c.d and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to come home.Finally her husband came homean saw her lying there on the sofa."What are you doing"he asked."This is my love dress" she whispered to him all smiley.
" you might have ironed it before you put it on whats for tea!!

2007-10-24 23:28:30 · 15 answers · asked by richy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Need help batch script #!/bash/sh

I would like to know how to do a batch script for this please:
Find all files within the /home folder {including sub- folders), delonging to a user that are not in that user's home folder. The chosen user's name is to be prompted and entered from the keyboard. The user's home folder can be retrieved from the /etc/passwd file.

This is to be from the root user.
can you help me??

2007-10-24 23:27:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

The people who run the Republican Party have done a very effective job in rallying Christian voters around a few key issues, but If the average Christian voter were to take the time to understand the "Big Picture", they would realize they are supporting much that is contradictory to the true teachings of Jesus???



atheist.

2007-10-24 23:26:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-24 23:26:43 · 11 answers · asked by Sage 6 in Polls & Surveys

got served on the 15th. and go to court on the 31st. When does the 30 days start,and also, do I have to show up for court?

2007-10-24 23:25:45 · 7 answers · asked by mokeybozo 1 in Renting & Real Estate

...a male or two female hitch hikers, option three: none?

2007-10-24 23:25:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

........Its A Box Of Maltesers
they say " Its The Thought That Counts"

whats your reply ?

2007-10-24 23:25:17 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

been with bf for almost 3 years. he's 29-never married, i'm 28 w/3 little girls part-time. he's sees the kids about once a week.

we've had our issues (i have pmdd-takes meds now and saw a counselor for a while. he's never been married or lived w/a girlfriend). we've fought hard to work out our issues on our own b/c we love each other but decided to seek help of counselor.

saw her today-meeting went pretty well. she asked us what needed to change for us to work-he said for us to stop arguing over little things. then she asked him where he thought we were headed-his answer was goal is to live together and get married but he sometimes feels like i'm pushing him to go faster than he's ready to go.

he loves me and the kids-no mistake about that. but he says he wants to make sure we don't fight anymore (like bad fights-little ones are ok and will happen-he knows that) so we don't fall apart in the future.

he suggested the following things....

2007-10-24 23:25:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Because I always dream about life after death..just like i pass through the other side....it so dark and suddenly theres a road crosses rivers....its a thin road, that if u fall to the river then you will die...but if pass it theres a lot of people in white dress singing and waving hands.....i think thier waiting something to came up...

2007-10-24 23:25:05 · 13 answers · asked by Orlie E 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Has anyone had any luck tracking down a Gynefix IUD in the US? Apparently they're only currently marketed in Europe and China...

I wonder if my OB would insert the Gynefix for me if I was able to track one down? Any opinions?

Thanks!

2007-10-24 23:24:59 · 2 answers · asked by Molly 3 in Women's Health

2007-10-24 23:24:56 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

And after how many times, did it become routine to you?

2007-10-24 23:24:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 23:24:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

Here's a little brainteaser for you.

2007-10-24 23:23:51 · 8 answers · asked by Rab C Nesbitt 1 in Polls & Surveys

we've known each other for 8 years - way before he was married and it has been on and off since then. we can't even be in the same room as each other without something happening - the chemistry is like nothing else I've ever experienced. up until last night it was just texting but now it's moved on. I feel bad because he is married and she's pregnant but I'm young free and single, should I be the one feeling guilty? I know what we are doing is wrong but I can't help how I feel. I've got nothing to lose. should I call it all off before I get too attached or throw caution to the wind and just go for it, I'm really confused!!!

2007-10-24 23:23:50 · 40 answers · asked by gemma r 2 in Singles & Dating

i notice that babies seem to enjoy rap, hip hop and R&B songs better

2007-10-24 23:22:57 · 3 answers · asked by Harry H 1 in Rap and Hip-Hop

Evolutionists who reject God and miracles have three huge problems to explain.

Problem No. 1
How did the universe come about?
There is no scientific law that allows something to evolve from nothing. If there was nothing in the universe to begin with, obviously nothing could happen to cause anything to appear.

Atheistic evolutionists often try to duck this problem by saying that evolution is not concerned with the origin of life, only how life progressed after it appeared. But if you can't get something from nothing, it's pointless thinking you can accurately explain the next step. Juggle the figures any way you like, but without a Creator you are not going to get anything, let alone everything.

2007-10-24 23:22:53 · 19 answers · asked by Acid 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Urgent Help Needed

I am a first time buyer and have an accepted mortgage offer from a lender on a property and the survey has also been completed. The solicitors are currently in the process of searches on the property.

My questions is will the lender need to contact my employers between now and the exchange/completion of contracts?

I am asking this question as I am going to be offered redundancy and am wondering if I should take it?

I really don’t want to carry on working for the company for various reasons that have made my position unbearable.

2007-10-24 23:22:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

thank u for the 2 previous answers but they were really differnt so im still confused..
if u are 5'4 girl how much do u weigh?
what is healthy?

2007-10-24 23:22:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

2007-10-24 23:21:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I forgot.

2007-10-24 23:21:40 · 14 answers · asked by Evoke 6 in Mathematics

curdling ice screams from the kitchen and fangs werent what they were with trade dying.My question is do you fancy becoming a stake holder before the business is dead and buried

2007-10-24 23:21:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

Do you actually eat all three meals with/with out snacks, just once or twice a day, snack constantly, other???

2007-10-24 23:20:50 · 32 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

One can help the community in his own ways. Entering the government is a popular way of doing it, though people highly doubt that it is their main motive especially high officials. Others, particularly the rich, choose to be away from the government and from politics. They help the community in their own ways by using their resources, their money.

Who is better? The one who is in the government (not rich) or the rich man? Why?

Moreover, others, though rich, still enter the government. What do you think is the reason for this?

2007-10-24 23:20:41 · 9 answers · asked by bluss 2 in Politics

Did voters stop trusting the democrats on national security because they got us into the Vietnam war or because they wanted to get us out? How will the war in Iraq effect the Republicans national security advantage over the next several decades.

2007-10-24 23:20:33 · 7 answers · asked by meg 7 in Politics

so we talked things over, he was ok with everything, then he dont want to talk the next day, and im confused should i just forget about him or should i waite for him to come around again, or should i just look for a nother bf, i really dont have feellings for him. but we did have sex the first time we met.

2007-10-24 23:20:12 · 6 answers · asked by michael t 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I think in the US if only one parent is travelling, they need to get the authorisation from the other parent to take the child out. Is that requried in the UK. My wife will be travelling to India on a short visit with our baby and I am not going along....

2007-10-24 23:19:49 · 8 answers · asked by Harry H 1 in Other - India

Making love in a glass bottom boat, effin close to water?

2007-10-24 23:19:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 23:19:26 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

GTO 400HP/400TORQ. PRZ,30,000
WRX STI 300HP/300TORQ PRZ 30,000
EVO 286HP/289TORQ PRZ 30,000

something good for an everyday drive and racing

2007-10-24 23:18:59 · 8 answers · asked by johnny 3 in Other - Car Makes