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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

2007-10-24 23:21:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

another excellent one hun, fookin pmsl

have a star

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2007-10-25 00:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1 0

Thats funny! Lightblub! Lol!

2016-05-25 18:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by aline 3 · 0 0

lol i give a star 4 that 1

2007-10-24 23:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea Gracexox 5 · 0 0

Funnny As

2007-10-25 04:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

another great joke cheers mate lol

2007-10-25 00:48:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahahahahahahaha.. lol. Nice one :)

2007-10-24 23:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 0 0

Nice!

I might even pass it off as my own!!

2007-10-24 23:24:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thanks for that one!

2007-10-24 23:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by monkienutz 5 · 0 0

like this one it made me laugh a lot

2007-10-25 10:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0 0

Looks like I found you in good form today. Thanks for making me laugh with your jokes.

2007-10-25 00:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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