She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch,totally naked.Soft music was playing,and the aroma of perfume filled the room."What are you doing?"she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work. the daughter-in-law answered."But your totally naked" exclaimed the mother.
"This is my love dress",explained the daughter-in-law."love dress but you naked" repeated the mother.
"Justin loves me to wear this dress"she said"every time he see me in this dress,he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. The mother-in-law left and when she got home she undressed,showered,put on her best perfume,dimmed the lights,put on a romantic c.d and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to come home.Finally her husband came homean saw her lying there on the sofa."What are you doing"he asked."This is my love dress" she whispered to him all smiley.
" you might have ironed it before you put it on whats for tea!!
2007-10-24 23:28:30 · 15 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!! Bless her!
2007-10-24 23:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mum 2 Boys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit mean on the wife but funny 9/10
2007-10-25 07:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-25 06:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Richy that was sssooo funny,just hope you don't say the same thing to your missus,them Irish are bad tempered,but here is your star.xxxxJust to soften that blow if you do slip up.HAHAHA.xx
2007-10-25 11:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke.Thanks for the laugh. Have a star !!
2007-10-25 06:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by Ruth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!!!
8.5/10
2007-10-25 06:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by pirate_princess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololololol
dats funny
2007-10-25 07:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha very funny
2007-10-25 08:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah Bless - LOL
2007-10-25 11:02:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha :D funny, typical...
2007-10-25 06:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by jellyfish.of.jazz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋