All categories - 24 October 2007

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this is an oldie?

A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yes," the Lab replies.

"So, what's the story?"

The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten euros," the man says.

"Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh#te"

2007-10-24 00:02:52 · 17 answers · asked by barz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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AVG anti virus software update itself?

Recently I downloaded AVG anti virus free edition and installed in my computer. It was an complete installation. Whenever I connect to the internet, AVG automatically starts it updation. I have a broadband connection with limited download and upload space. How can I stop it from its automatic updation. because It's seem that it will take more than 10 to 15 Mb(I am not sure) whenever the system starts? please help me

2007-10-24 00:02:49 · 6 answers · asked by muruasm 1 in Other - Computers

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Is my friend still a lesbiean?

Before, she always would touch all her friends boobs and poke them and giggle. She once stuck her hand down my pants from the back and would giggle then. I got really mad at her. Once she was over at my house and i was sleeping. My sister and my sister's friend told me that she pulled up my pj pants and undies and looked at my privates and giggled. After they told me this, i refused to talk to her. She would also touch my little sister and my friend. She also once grabbed my friends crotch.
We talked behid her back about her and the word got out. After we all called her a lesbiean, she had a meltdown and started crying. She denied she was one and that she ever did it.

Now, she kinda looks at girls weird. She looks at their boobs and down thier shirts. When i came over to her house, she was standing behind me with her hands on my hips and it freaked me out. She admited that she did all that stuff but said that she didnt know why.

Do you think that she is still a lesbiean?

2007-10-24 00:02:30 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

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the California Fires Just erased 200 Years of Prius Credits! Should we Shut Down Hollywood Movies to offset?

it? Will the Elite Hollywood Famous Open up their Mega Mansions to the Poor and the Displaced? Hey C'mon Hollywood Step up to the Plate and let some of those Dregs that Buy Movie tickets Move in for a few years until their lives are rebuilt.

2007-10-24 00:02:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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