Three pensioners, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." and the third man chimed in, "So am I ,Let's have a beer.''>>>>>>>A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.)Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse>>>>>>A couple in a restaurant in Wales calls the waitress over and asks:can you spell very slowly where we are?the waitress leans over and says very slowly.......Buuuurrrrgerrr Kiiinng !!!!
2007-10-24
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