Three pensioners, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." and the third man chimed in, "So am I ,Let's have a beer.''>>>>>>>A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.)Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse>>>>>>A couple in a restaurant in Wales calls the waitress over and asks:can you spell very slowly where we are?the waitress leans over and says very slowly.......Buuuurrrrgerrr Kiiinng !!!!
2007-10-24 00:46:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wales...in llanelli !!!
2007-10-24 01:18:51 · update #1
or even...merthyr tydfil or any other funny named welsh town!!!! get it now??lol
2007-10-24 01:40:56 · update #2
lolllllololllolollol
2007-10-24 01:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ceri, my ancestors came from Wales, a few generations back. Some others were from Scotland, and another set were from the Swiss-German area, and after all of that, I am the result. I have seen some things about Wales on the Discovery Channel. There also have been a couple of movies on recently about people in Wales. "The man who went up a hill, and came down a mountain" or something like that, was interesting and I guess explains my stubbornness. There was also a movie about a band that was good, too. Ceri, there has not been a lot of info over the last 50 years about Wales, but some has been forthcoming in the last 10 or so. You are not insignificant, but a part of the UK, and the whole is made up of parts. I know how you feel, as I am a West Virginian. Most of the USA has no idea that we are a separate state. Most think that we are actually west Virginia, and a part of the Commonwealth of Virginia. Back in 1865 at the beginning of our Civil War, Virginia succeeded from the Union so they could keep their slaves, but we, the western counties, wanted to stay free, succeeded from Virginia, and joined the Union and became a separate state of the USA. We, like Wales, are a part of the stupendous whole. We are Americans first, and West Virginians second, and that is how you need to be, I guess. And you are a citizen of the UK first, and a Welshman second, right? You guys have a long history, much longer than we, I mean, Hastings in 1066, right? Our government and laws are decendents of the Magna Carta and that was 500 years ago! We have only been a nation since 1776! Have a good day. Regards, Dan
2016-05-25 10:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by dionna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-24 03:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 00:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That was I really like the 2nd one
2007-10-24 00:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by Reshonda P 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't get the last one....
But the first 2 are crackers!!!
=] ✩
2007-10-24 01:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha. 10/10.
2007-10-24 02:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
don't get the last one...
the second one makes my head ache...
the first one made me laugh...
2007-10-24 00:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-24 00:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is excellent. Thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-24 02:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋