All categories - 21 October 2007

my molther in law hates me, causes me lots of trouble while drunk and accuses me of stealing her family. My sister in law lives with her and cant stand her either, so my hubby asked her to move in with us. she is going ot, but none of us know how to tell there mum. Any ideas? my husband and sister in law are both worried for me

2007-10-21 23:17:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-10-21 23:16:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

how high is a kitchen unit with out the work top

2007-10-21 23:16:59 · 7 answers · asked by noddy 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

Hi my fiance is tottaly blind, and is looking for work in Sydney. preferably Parramatta/ western suburbs of sydney.
He has over 3 months of telemarketing/ sales experiance, he isnt very happy in the job he is in, he isn't getting many hours and they treat im wrongly.

please help him, its so hard for a blind person to get work, he doesn't care what the job is. aslong as a guide dog is safe to work along side him, thats all that matters to him.



Do you know anyone in Sydney areas that would hire a blind man who is 21 years old and very talented.
if so please email me on:
chloerobin22@optusnet.com.au


Thankyou!!!!

2007-10-21 23:16:51 · 3 answers · asked by Chloe R 1 in Sydney

2007-10-21 23:16:40 · 20 answers · asked by Arienna C 1 in Polls & Surveys

I need about two fulltime jobs, one day and one night. But right now a night position first is preferable. Too much drama here. The question is, out of experience, what are some TRUTHFULLY fulltime jobs (entry positions) around about San Antonio? I'm looking for $7.50 hourly minimum. Almost six years stocking experience, five of that sales experience.

2007-10-21 23:16:29 · 6 answers · asked by Sweet Lou Singer 3 in San Antonio

2007-10-21 23:16:11 · 50 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

since i have a sexual relationship of this married man about three months ago..i fear that my wife and family will find out and if this happened i thought of killing myself rather be condemned and be outcast...im 36 with two sons and this man is 33 with a son and daughter. we keep it very secret we have sex at least one a week..

2007-10-21 23:16:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Calculator ready............ try:-

1 x 8 +1
12 x 8 + 2
123 x 8 + 3
1234 x 8 + 4
12345 x 8 + 5
123456 x 8 + 6
1234567 x 8 + 7
12345678 x 8 + 8
123456789 x 8 + 9

(Keeps the kids quiet. If you want more, let me know)

2007-10-21 23:15:44 · 12 answers · asked by Bunts 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Did you understand what he was one about? I did not have a clue. We had to four years of his plays. The Tempest, Hamlet,
Macbeth and Love's Labour Lost.. It was only when I was older and saw the movies I actually understood what the man was saying.

2007-10-21 23:15:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-10-21 23:14:58 · 6 answers · asked by Richard C 3 in Sculpture

He asked me the other day if he should check me at my house, my response was: What were you planning to do??

He got pissed and said i did not answer him properly, why didnt i just say Yes or No, he has cheated on me before and we worked it out.

Now i'm wondering if he's going back to seeing the woman again cause he called again to say he's not coming anymore because i did not talk or respond to him properly.

My question is Did he really want to see me or he had other plans and was just trying to come up with an excuse of not wanting to see me coz i pissed him off??

We just turned a year together and really he's not improving on some of the things we had talked about.

2007-10-21 23:14:41 · 11 answers · asked by Phenomenal woman 2 in Singles & Dating

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

2007-10-21 23:14:40 · 12 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

1 if mclaren win their appeal and williams and bmw drivers are thrown out for cheating and hamilton wins ,then one could argue mclaren drivers should also be thrown out for cheating.

2 If bmw and williams are excluded will they appeal against the fia and this sorry case will then carry on well into next year.

should mclaren just drop this appeal and try and win next year on the track?

2007-10-21 23:14:30 · 17 answers · asked by Just for Laughs 4 in Formula One

and if u do shave do your armpits get sore a few days later?, mine do, whats the best way to get rid of underarm hair, xxxx thanks!

2007-10-21 23:14:24 · 27 answers · asked by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 in Other - Beauty & Style

Dress too grown up, make-up, boyfriends/girlfriends, drinking !

What do you think??

2007-10-21 23:13:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Can anyone tell me? There's a word for that on the tip of my tongue but I just can't guess it and it's driving me crazy!

2007-10-21 23:13:46 · 9 answers · asked by Corrida 5 in Words & Wordplay

A wife turns round to her husband and asks, "what is reincarnation?" The husband thought about it for a while and started to explain "When you die and providing you have been good then you can assume a new life and come back to Earth and live again, if you are still good then you can come back again" The wife replied, "that's nice - I would like to come back as a pig". "Oh dear" said the husband. "You're not listening to me”!!!!.

2007-10-21 23:13:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i did them at xscape, the 1st and 2nd lessons, but that was nearly a year ago. should i redo them or just carry on from there?

also, how many lessons are there exactly to go through?

thanks =)

2007-10-21 23:13:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Snowboarding

im scottish and want to move

2007-10-21 23:13:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

Bearing in mind this is the joke section , i just told a joke that wasnt rude or anything and i have been reported , heres the joke.
Alcohol killed my wife.......i came home p*ssed and shot her.

Ok its not the best joke in the world but it is a JOKE , my god some people actually think this has happened.
If i had killed her i wouldnt put it on here now would i!!!!!
For gods sake some people really need to get a life, and if you have no sense of humour dont come on the joke section!
Sorry for moaning but i cant believe how sad some people are.

2007-10-21 23:13:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just want opinions

To me he has made some of the best movies ever:

Top Gun
Eyes Wide Shut
Risky Business
Far and Away

just to name a few.

Only one i think i didnt like was Vanilla Sky.

Personally i wish he made more more often.

2007-10-21 23:12:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i want to buy myself some cokins system p and i don`t know what would be the best for me

2007-10-21 23:11:40 · 2 answers · asked by The Stiffmeister 1 in Photography

2007-10-21 23:11:39 · 8 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

Top ten reasons to tell if you were caught sleeping.

10. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.
7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercies to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot.
1. Amen.

2007-10-21 23:11:35 · 13 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i have just proof read a childrens book were the main character is bi sexual
i was so shocked in a good way to find this out i have read book one in the trilogy
the book is edgar harold
i had a idea reading book one but it was confirmed in book two
so all the press in the uk i can tell you here there is a childrens (teenagers) book with a gay/bi main character
i am soooooooo happy
beats the after the book gayness of a wizard
dont oyu think

2007-10-21 23:10:53 · 13 answers · asked by nicola f 1 in Books & Authors

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone!"

2007-10-21 23:10:08 · 15 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Is that Brad Pitts real body or has it been digitally enhanced?

I always thought he was a bit of a weed.

2007-10-21 23:09:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four."
The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says
"Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?"
The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"

2007-10-21 23:08:38 · 14 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles