A wife turns round to her husband and asks, "what is reincarnation?" The husband thought about it for a while and started to explain "When you die and providing you have been good then you can assume a new life and come back to Earth and live again, if you are still good then you can come back again" The wife replied, "that's nice - I would like to come back as a pig". "Oh dear" said the husband. "You're not listening to me”!!!!.
2007-10-21 23:13:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK - I'll explain it for the benefit of the blondes and others who do not get it.....
1. Husband explains reincarnation .
2.Reincarnation - come back a something else - if you have been good.
3. Wife wants to come back as a pig.
4. Wife is not listening to husband's explanation of reincarnation
5.. Oh, why bother - it's easy....!
2007-10-21 23:26:25 · update #1
OK. I'l make it easier....
1.Reincarnation - come back as something else......
2. Wife wants to come back as a PIG
3. Did not listen to husband....
It is hard work explaining a joke...I'll have to go for a lie down......
2007-10-21 23:31:41 · update #2
After that pile of cack we ALL need a lay down ! ! !
2007-10-22 00:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it!!!!! The wife said she wants to come back as a pig but the husband says ur not listening to me because she already is one!!! I got that straight away!!!
2007-10-22 08:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by Kimm. ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur explanation must have confused them more ,
Its EASY guys , The wife won't be reincarnated cause she is NOT Good .... easy now ..?
thats why the husband said "Oh dear""You're not listening to me”!!!!.
2007-10-22 06:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK people, the husband is saying the wife has not been good, its fairly obvious.
Good joke btw, cheers
2007-10-22 06:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I've heard all year. This one didn't just tickle my funny-bone... it wrapped it in a feather boa and did the Watusi. Thanks for some cheer on a long, cold work day!
2007-10-23 00:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 08:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA, I got it!!! EDIT: Jesus ****, people...he's insinuating that the wife is already a "pig", hence, she will not be able to be another one in the next life! Holy crap!
2007-10-22 06:21:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apparently I'm missing something ..
2007-10-22 06:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by Dani 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-22 06:33:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-22 07:06:51 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋