Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
2007-10-21 23:14:40 · 12 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have never thought about that before but you right
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2007-10-21 23:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like those. Very interesting.
2007-10-22 00:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some are old girl but still made me lol xxxx
2007-10-21 23:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, a good list hun, it does make you think, pmsl
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2007-10-21 23:45:46 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and probably true as well. all i can tell you is this........i enjoyed them very much and thnx for posting.a star for you.
2007-10-22 00:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another shiny new sparkly star to your collection
2007-10-21 23:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very true and funny. lol
2007-10-21 23:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice thoughts! very funny!
2007-10-21 23:35:20 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha true
2007-10-22 00:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-21 23:22:40 · answer #10 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋