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Top ten reasons to tell if you were caught sleeping.

10. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.
7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercies to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot.
1. Amen.

2007-10-21 23:11:35 · 13 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

your getting good at this girl xxxx pmsl xxx all these i will use xxx

2007-10-21 23:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i didnt sleep or slept at desk becoz whenever i feel sleepy then i do some other things. if cuaght must be funny and maybe i give excuse that oh last night becoz of body problem cant sleep well.

2016-04-09 21:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by Michele 4 · 0 0

Number 1 and 6 are my favs!

Star for you :)

2007-10-22 04:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol , Amen is the Best ... !

U got some Jokes here Today ...

2007-10-21 23:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-22 01:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

me eye lids were jus checkin me pupils in atendence me eyelashes playin chase wiv me face me eyes on strike you hae to shut eyelids for eyelashes to make sure dirt an dust dont go in known fact

2007-10-21 23:21:36 · answer #6 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0 0

Hahaha, like em!

2007-10-22 01:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

another great list hun, pmsl

have a star

xxxxxxxxx

2007-10-21 23:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1 0

very funny you done good
have a star

2007-10-21 23:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he werent sleeping, just inspecting his eyelids for pinholes
stars

2007-10-22 00:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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