All categories - 18 October 2007

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

A service for the husband will be held on Wednesday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

2007-10-18 13:35:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I believe they overcharged me, also I believe the machanic drove my car for errands... because I found a baby toy, and other personal items in the back seat ( that don't belong to me) plus my car was low on gas when I got it back. What should I do ??

2007-10-18 13:35:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

pulled over for beeping at the State Trooper that stopped someone on the main highway?

2007-10-18 13:35:20 · 6 answers · asked by peaches6 7 in Law Enforcement & Police

okay so i am donating blood for the first time ever tomorrow, and im really nervous. whats it going to be like?? does it hurt a lot??

2007-10-18 13:35:14 · 21 answers · asked by ~audrey~ 2 in Other - General Health Care

It either randomly hurts or hurts when I bend that side. It is below the bone, almost under. It isn't my appendix because thats too low. Its has been hurting all day (7:30-Now) What is it?

2007-10-18 13:35:11 · 6 answers · asked by Spongeluv11 5 in Pain & Pain Management

now it sais u have sumone using the same ip adress or network as u and now both comps do work help:

2007-10-18 13:35:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

2007-10-18 13:35:02 · 2 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Biology

2007-10-18 13:35:02 · 12 answers · asked by faithnia 1 in Mathematics

Does the PSAT count for anything besides getting me ready for the SAT later in High School?

2007-10-18 13:34:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Standards & Testing

2007-10-18 13:34:21 · 61 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have been working on my photography, I want to know if anyone thinks my work is good enough to sell, or good enough to market to draw in customers. If so, tell me which ones you like. If not, tell me how you think I could improve. Constructive critisizm WELCOME! Thanks!

2007-10-18 13:34:18 · 9 answers · asked by ShaunaMae 2 in Photography

2007-10-18 13:34:14 · 5 answers · asked by Marty 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Such disorders are red-green color blindness, hemophilia, and muscular dystrophy. Why are they more common in males?

2007-10-18 13:33:41 · 5 answers · asked by celestial_yellow_munky 1 in Biology

I love him. In everything.

2007-10-18 13:33:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Most people in this country "think" that the nuclear bombings of Japan was justified. Now I am not going to say the Tokyo government was "goody-goody". They were not. And I accept that the Japanese goverment of those days started the war against China in 1937 criminally. And, yes, they committed mass killings [Nazis I would have fear them more, however!]. But let us not fool ourselves. Japanese military machine was financed from the US in the thirties by selling them scrap metals. And most Yanks paid almost no attention to Nankin rape of 1937. Neither the British. We thought that was "Asians' business.
And Truman had other reasons to bomb the hell the Japanese: blame scientists, Fermi and Oppenheimer who created the bomb and wished to be drop on Japan. And wanted to impress Stalin and claim hegemony of USA on the world. So it was not just "save some lives and stop the war". And dropping those things on women and children smack for me MURDER. What do you say?

2007-10-18 13:33:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-10-18 13:33:28 · 14 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys

but I think she has been cutting.
Was this an emo play for attention, or is it time for the kitty therapist?

2007-10-18 13:33:25 · 7 answers · asked by from HJ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Today while I was driving in heavy traffic on the freeway I saw on the bed of a truck in front of me bags of concrete mix that were labeled "2500 PSI Concrete Mix." Why is concrete mix given a PSI rating?

Many thanks,
C.L.

2007-10-18 13:33:21 · 1 answers · asked by Ccl471 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2 identical loudspeakers ar eplaced ona wall 2m apart. A listener stands 3m from the wall directly in front of one the speakers. A single oscillator is driving the speakers at a frequence of 300Hz.
a) what is the pahse different b/w the two waes when the reach the observer?

2007-10-18 13:33:18 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

leaving 11 coins in how many coins were there in the bank to begin with ?

2007-10-18 13:32:57 · 2 answers · asked by matthew p 2 in Words & Wordplay

I have a large master bathroom about 12 x12ft.
What should I upgrade or change for the best increase in resale value.
Right now have big garden tub (fiberglass) and separate shower unit( fiberglass with glass door), vinyl floor, a 9 foot long older double vanity with cabinets below(MDF not wood) put in by contractor who build the house.
I will definitely need to replace the shower and the vinyl floor because they need to be repaired.

Do you think replacing the vinyl with ceramic tile floor is a better idea, or keeping it vinyl and upgrading the vanity/cabinets. The cabinets don't look bad, but are a bit outdated and match the ones in the kitchen and half baths. The similar homes in my area are selling for about 160K. I bought this one for 130K so I don't have much room to spend.

2007-10-18 13:32:53 · 4 answers · asked by violetkites 3 in Decorating & Remodeling

Blacks in africa were very nice. The blacks in america that I've met have been rude, racist and aggressive. Why are they so different?

2007-10-18 13:32:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

i think she iiis a great artist.....but not really that much of a good role model in music videos. i luv her song girlfriend ya!

2007-10-18 13:32:28 · 8 answers · asked by amal a 3 in Celebrities

2007-10-18 13:32:18 · 1 answers · asked by biodork 2 in Injuries

And absolute power corrupts absolutely.
And that God has absolute power.

Then how can you assume God is completely moral and incorruptible?

(Please no anal athiests - its an 'assume God exists' question)

2007-10-18 13:32:11 · 8 answers · asked by Phoenix Quill 7 in Philosophy

2007-10-18 13:31:59 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... crud about no movie tonight?

2007-10-18 13:31:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a single father I raise my 29 month old son. I broke off my relationship with my ex in Apr. 2006. Caught her with another man. She bothered me for about a month after. It stopped when she realized there was no chance of reconciliation. I have not heard from her since 2 weeks before our sons birthday (June 10, 2006). She has not attempted to see our boy since then. No contact whatsoever. I have been trying to obtain custody of my son with no success.
I went to Sask. provincial family services - no luck. I went to numerous other agencies - no luck. I went to lawyers on three occasions - no luck
I am told there is not a thing can be done, as in the laws of Canada the mother is considered the primary caregiver until proven otherwise by courts.
I work full time,supporting him is not a problem. He is the world to me and it is very upsetting when I want to keep and love him, he can be taken away from me at any time by a mother who ABANDONED HIM. Any advice - PLEASE HELP

2007-10-18 13:31:55 · 13 answers · asked by D's Dad 1 in Other - Family & Relationships