A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
A service for the husband will be held on Wednesday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
2007-10-18 13:35:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant one there iLikejokes.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers again for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-18 18:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2007-10-18 14:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-23 12:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! The truth always hurts!
2007-10-18 13:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 13:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! I will be sure to give my codolences to the wife... as for the husband? I'll bring him a shovel for him to dig himself out of this one :) Lol
2007-10-18 13:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny
2007-10-18 13:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-18 14:53:48 · answer #8 · answered by ben 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!!! Good one!
2007-10-18 17:05:25 · answer #9 · answered by puanani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was just on here. Alittle different but it was still cute though.
2007-10-18 13:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋