All categories - 17 October 2007

One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a Red
Sox fan was driving south from Boston . While crossing a narrow bridge,
they hit each other head on, mangling both cars.

The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate
to have survived. The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says,
"Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty
differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Red Sox Fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! W! e shoul d be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Red So x fan then pops open his trunk and
removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee fan , "I
think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship."

The Yankees fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn."

The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think
I'll just wait for the cops to show up

2007-10-17 16:57:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

trust me when I tell you that you really look like fools when you accuse protestants of being mean to you by questioning your exclusivity...does this bother you?

2007-10-17 16:56:32 · 19 answers · asked by harry killwater 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Thomas Hobbes vs. John Locke

2007-10-17 16:56:25 · 1 answers · asked by Mrs. Depp 1 in Philosophy

Once again It seems there is "new light". I wonder if they will have to change the masthead again?
"Most important, this magazine builds confidence in the Creator's promise of a peaceful and secure new world before the generation that saw the events of 1914 passes away" changed to "...new world that is about to replace the present wicked, lawless system of things."

Why can you not disagree with a leadership that has shown themselves wrong or changed their minds of what God has said to them about understanding the "deep things of God"?
I asked a similar question and no one answered it. I received alot of information and some comments by a rather rude person about being students, but if you are being lead by students - What confidence can you put in the judgment of such persons? If they are students why must you follow them as though they are prophets?
If you just want to lecture - Don't write anything you are unsure of - I have read the things I state.

2007-10-17 16:56:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Managing committee of our co-operative housing society is harassing, threatening, torturing to compel me to sign the redevelopment agreement of our completely residential building which they want to make residence and commercial.
Please let us know can a single member object against the conversion of the building from purely residential building to residential and commercial. The commercial aspect will create lot of nuisance we had purchased the flat considering the purely residential feature of the building.
23 of the 24 members have agreed for the residential and commercial plan. However only me have objected from the same. If possible kindly provide with judgments regarding the same.


Our redevelopment procedure has many irregularities and is fully harmful and risky for my rights and interests as a member of the society

2007-10-17 16:56:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-10-17 16:56:03 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

How does he do it?

2007-10-17 16:55:44 · 5 answers · asked by Jonathan B 1 in Mythology & Folklore

You know the ones where they rent them out and you put your items in the garage?I was wondering if I can live in one of those cause there like only 95 a month and im trying to save money.

2007-10-17 16:55:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

Ok I don't get this but why is it that in the fall I am so motivated to do anything and I succeed in a lot of things(school(college the latest) and work.) But by the time January rolls around I don't feel like doing anything and my mistakes on homework and work and everyday life really get to me and I just don't get anything done and I get lonely. I'm not really a perfectionist and I don't seek attention but I hate this. It really affects my life. I don't get affected by the weather and I hate this. My counselor says to wait until that 'season' rolls around.

Any idea? I even dropped out of college because I fail to go to class regulary and fail to return assignments on time. AND as for work, I keep making mistakes even though I know how to do it. Help? Even if I get love and affection it doesn't help.

2007-10-17 16:55:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

How can i help my 3rd grader with homework when she is so slow? she had dyslexia (especially with numbers), and maybe i think she shows symptoms of adhd, its so hard for her to pay attention. it took her 4 minutes to do theis problem: 68+41= ? and i even guided her thru every step (okay, what is 8+1?) and it takes her a minute to do simple things like 3+4! she gets alll sweaty and stares at the floor when i try to help her and it gets me really frustrated, but i dont want to give her medication for her problems. that is just sad (to give kids Rit-A-Lin and such which). i feel like yelling and throwing the book but its so hard! pLUS THE PAPER ALWAYS SEEMS TO RIP, OR THE PENCIL BREAK WITH HER. no one can help her (not dad, aunty, grandma, 4th grade OR 9th grade sister). we all get frustrated and it takes her hours to finish one page of math!what should i do? HELP!

2007-10-17 16:55:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Grade-Schooler

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2007-10-17 16:55:14 · 19 answers · asked by NHBaritone 7 in Religion & Spirituality

really unless people do poster prints why would they want more than 5-6 megapix?

i find it amazing how people think a 10mp will give better images than a 5mp - really a poor photographer shooting on 10mp just produces double the crap of a poor shooter on a 5mp


are people really so easily fooled?

i see people here answer get as many megapix as possible, but ignore such things as lens quality and user ability

these people are marketers dreams!!

what do you think?? do people do lots of poster prints to justify more megapix?

2007-10-17 16:55:08 · 10 answers · asked by Antoni 7 in Cameras

I find Christians odd. They say that everything is a sin and yet they still do it. Cussing is a sin they do it, hating is a sin they do it, stealing is a sin they do it, adultery is a sin they do it. Then you justify it by saying your still going to "heaven" because you have a relationship with "God" and you asked him to forgive you. Really that's all it takes? So I can do anything and ask god's forgiveness and all is okay? That doesn't make sense. I could kill somebody and be forgiven then go to heaven. I don't find that fair that killers could be chillin with god. Don't say that "oh no killing isn't forgiven" but how would you know? Do you get to pick and choose what god forgives?

2007-10-17 16:54:58 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymity 5 in Religion & Spirituality

plz help me, im really interested in becoming a witch or a wiccan and i dont know how any one please help me! Thank you for the ppl who helped me!

2007-10-17 16:54:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

does anyone know any info on camel spiders? i know ther huge so saying doesnt rly help. thanx!

2007-10-17 16:54:40 · 3 answers · asked by Tina 4 in Zoology

I have also tried the collar and the spot-on preventative. She is suffering. We sit and pick them off her, but they keep coming back. What's up? Maybe a food additive, like garlic or something fleas don't like?

2007-10-17 16:54:39 · 14 answers · asked by busy 2 in Dogs

Maybe it is our immediate home after this life, but not necessarily the last one...

2007-10-17 16:54:19 · 13 answers · asked by Janet Reincarnated 5 in Religion & Spirituality

According to the media, most of them tend to have pro-illegal leanings, favor amnesty, oppose immigration laws and secure border, etc.

But I don't believe everything the media tells me ( nobody should) as it has a liberal bias.

2007-10-17 16:54:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

been assaulted with a friendly weapon?

2007-10-17 16:53:46 · 6 answers · asked by Kenny E 7 in Polls & Surveys

why do i see ninjutsu viedos on youtube that have ppl doing flips and wall flips etc
in ninjutsu class do you really learn those kind of stuff to like show off in a tourny or something?

2007-10-17 16:53:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

If Charles I was king and William Laud was a supporter of him (who happened to have hated Puritanism)... Why would he be impeached and beheaded? (Like, if Charles I was king, couldn't he have protected him?...)

...and.. Charles I's father Henry VII was hostile to Separatist to leave the land... did he also have a problem with regular Puritans?

2007-10-17 16:53:27 · 2 answers · asked by Muse 1 in History

im putting a tachometer in my 98 cavalier and wondering where the distributer is and how u would hook it up to it. be serious and plz try and explain with detail

2007-10-17 16:53:18 · 4 answers · asked by anthony h 2 in Chevrolet

Would it turn out bad if you used the "wrong" kind of yogurt in your recipe?

I have the following recipes:

Sunrise Smoothie:
1c pineapple juice
1c vanilla yogurt
1c frozen strawberries
2 ripe bananas, peeled

Mango Tango Smoothie:
1c peeled mango
1 banana peeled
1c fat free milk
1/2 c plain yogurt
1/2 c pineapple juice

Peach Power Up:
1 (1 inch) piece fresh ginger, peeled and grated
2 c plain yogurt
3/4 c orange juice
2 c frozen sliced peaches

2007-10-17 16:52:57 · 3 answers · asked by crc00000 2 in Cooking & Recipes

If I were traveling to your country and didn't speak your country's language would I be able to communicate with american english?
Tell me about your country and what life is truly like there?

2007-10-17 16:52:39 · 5 answers · asked by winterpixie_13 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 16:52:38 · 5 answers · asked by sekar 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-10-17 16:52:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-17 16:52:28 · 2 answers · asked by hazel 1 in Comics & Animation

i really want to go to the concert on 11/4 at the hp pavilion.

2007-10-17 16:52:23 · 3 answers · asked by What? 3 in Celebrities

what should i doooo lol, not my favorite but a really good band.

2007-10-17 16:52:13 · 24 answers · asked by hiwutzuppplziliketoeatpier0flmao 2 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-17 16:51:48 · 4 answers · asked by Lostwithchem 1 in Chemistry