All categories - 16 October 2007

chronicles 21: 1 david numbers the fighting men

1 Satan rose up against Israel and incited David to take a census of Israel

2 samuel 24:1 david counts the fighting men

Again the anger of the LORD burned against Israel, and he incited David against them, saying, "Go and take a census of Israel and Judah”.

one of them is wrong and is lying, or
both are right, - God of the old testament is SATAN, which would explain why muslims want war, Jews have all power and money in the world(which satan gives to his loyal followers), and why they own the world, like USA.
the OT God says: "I do not change", then he does change in the new Testament-or it is a different God.
Xtian gnostics claim there's a god above YHWH.
the Kabbalah(jewish mysticism) says YHWH created the world, but there is a god above him, so does the muslim sufi's, another god above Allah.
1)Why would the mystics of abrahamic faiths claim theres a god above YHWH?
2)Could YHWH be Satan? - the god of the jews?

2007-10-16 22:23:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

where can i get it? im from MALAYSIA btw..

2007-10-16 22:23:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-10-16 22:23:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

If they pollute, what should we do with it?

2007-10-16 22:23:03 · 4 answers · asked by pascuachín 2 in Chemistry

Man : "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man : "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

2007-10-16 22:23:01 · 18 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-16 22:22:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-10-16 22:22:01 · 5 answers · asked by Buripuk 2 in Ethnic Cuisine

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.

The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.

The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.

The man has finally had all he can handle.

He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"

The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper

2007-10-16 22:21:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Recently my husband told me he is not in love with me anymore. I still love him very much. Do I just give him what he wants or fight for what I want?

2007-10-16 22:21:36 · 15 answers · asked by girlnextdoor 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-16 22:20:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

2007-10-16 22:20:36 · 16 answers · asked by ele 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whats something I can do with the dried leaves to put inside for my three cats? They are inside cats, and they love the smell, but I cant have the plants inside.

2007-10-16 22:19:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask Forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop taffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered a she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

2007-10-16 22:19:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-16 22:19:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

The only reason why people do not believe that the process of evolution is 'real' and adaptation and survival of the fittest is still considered as 'theory' is because of our extremely short life spans, resulting in terrifyingly fickle attention spans...

Concerned about the source of pixels we fail to realize the bigger picture made up of pixels... or something like that.

Is this something we can agree on?

2007-10-16 22:18:23 · 21 answers · asked by Invisible_Flags 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a 1927 Australian penny. On the backing it has King Goerge v and on the front it has the words ONE PENNY in the middle of the coin. It it is not in mint condidtion and i have no idea of where i found it. It's very bronzed/rusted. And i just wanted an estimate or an approximate answer on how much it would be worth.
I used to collect old coins and now they're just wasteing my space and it would be greatly appreciated.
Please and Thankyou.
ANd it would be super if you could find it out instead of copying it of some cheap wesite. Thanks.

2007-10-16 22:17:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

l had a dream about my died auntie who died two years ago, that we were at the shops, we did some shopping, at the end she paid for some stuff we got, after we left the shop l looked at her and she didnt seem happy, then l thought that because she paid for the shopping, so l got a ten dollars blue note(australian money)and l put it inside her pocket without her knowing, some people say its not good to give died people anything in your dream is this true.

2007-10-16 22:16:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dream Interpretation

if i buy a power shower, with a built in pump can i just use it on a cold feed sytem or has it got to be hot as well, cold feed is a
gravity feed

2007-10-16 22:16:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone

Average Employee - Not too bright

Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet

Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date

Active Socially - Drinks a lot

Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too

Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does

Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision

Aggressive - Obnoxious

Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English

Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker

Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky

Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career Minded - Back Stabber

Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

2007-10-16 22:16:15 · 20 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

are you happy with your weight?

2007-10-16 22:15:51 · 30 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

this is a question to people that believe in god not Atheists, i was just wondering what it is YOU believe in, I capitalised you because i want to know what YOUR opinion is, so NO Bible, Quran or any other religius text copy/pasted or it won't even be read by me, i'll just thumbs down you and move on to the next answer.

2007-10-16 22:15:33 · 25 answers · asked by Ste B 5 in Religion & Spirituality

If so how many years is it? How, why where and when?

2007-10-16 22:15:28 · 7 answers · asked by acendedindividual 3 in Other - Music

last night I dreamt that I was laying in bed asleep then came crashing in the door a woman leaned over me telling my husband which was my real husband now but I kept calling him my exes name ( so iherently he must have been my ex) but still had the image of my current husband. she was telling him she loved him and I was screaming what is going on then a man rushed in the door and began stabbing me to death while my husband held me down and said he doesn't love me anymore. I constantly have very vivid but very different dreams of myself dying. My husband is not usually in them its always totally different.

2007-10-16 22:15:25 · 2 answers · asked by willracin 1 in Dream Interpretation

to howl when you see a full moon ??

I feel like l'm going to turn into a werewolf...

2007-10-16 22:14:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that will be a rating nitemare

2007-10-16 22:14:33 · 15 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Baseball

my son received the refresher for 6-er vaccination before he had eaten anything.

2007-10-16 22:13:37 · 3 answers · asked by mc wien 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

In the Korean War, USAF pilots in magnificent F-86 Sabres racked up an impressive 26-1 kill ratio against North Korean and Chinese (and a few Russian) fighter pilots in the fabulous Russian MIG-15.

Most military aviation experts would rate the F-86 as the better all-around fighter, but the MIG definitely had some strong points: better high altitude performance, faster climb, a cannon instead of machine guns.

In Korea the MIGs could fight closer to home than the Sabres, but better USAF pilots managed their fuel and still managed a high kill rate in MIG Alley.

Strip away the obvious advantages. Both fighters are based close to the combat area. Pilots are about equal capability. Weather is good.

Kick the tires, light the fires, and may the best jock win!!

Just who might that be?

2007-10-16 22:13:27 · 10 answers · asked by Warren D 7 in Military

2007-10-16 22:12:43 · 8 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Other - Diseases

Did Adam have nipples? If so, how did he acquire them? In fact, why would God give "later man" nipples at all? They serve no purpose other than lactation. Some say pleasure. Where is that in Genesis exactly? All mammals have nipples as well, are theirs pleasureful for them too? Many men don't find their nipples pleasurable at all.

2007-10-16 22:12:42 · 13 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-16 22:12:35 · 3 answers · asked by glennmilzee 1 in Other - Health