The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask Forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop taffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered a she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
2007-10-16 22:19:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i live in alabama
2007-10-16 22:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LAURA♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-10-17 07:59:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I would make the title 'Blonde Confession'!
2007-10-17 06:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-17 05:22:36 · answer #4 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His torch was too hot to handle
2007-10-17 16:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one.
2007-10-17 21:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by Pustic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... a blonde joke in disguise.
2007-10-18 00:38:40 · answer #7 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omigosh, i could never figure out the punchline...
it was superb!
2007-10-17 05:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!!! My day is always nicer when it starts with a laugh!!!!
2007-10-17 12:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - A star for you, dear.
2007-10-17 12:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋