Man : "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man : "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
2007-10-16 22:23:01 · 18 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All very funny.
Thanks sparkles!
I'll be smiling all day now.
2007-10-17 00:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by Woosie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man Woman Xxx
2016-12-18 05:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by cornatzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-10-17 01:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your on a roll babes xxx
2007-10-17 00:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Sparkles.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-10-16 23:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thnx for sharing. How about a date?
2007-10-16 22:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-10-16 23:18:31 · answer #7 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-17 00:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, i think i've had those conversations, pmsl hun
have a star
xxxxxxxxx
2007-10-17 01:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-16 22:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Love it!!
2007-10-16 22:35:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋