All categories - 15 October 2007

What on earth are the government thinking about?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7046200.stm

The reason why there are pedestrian deaths on the roads is overwhelmingly as a result of stupid pedestrians stepping into the roads and getting hit by cars.
The solution to this is not to force car drivers to slow down but to educate pedestrians to stay on the pavement!

What's next? A return to having a bloke with a red flag walking in front of every vehicle, and driving with your handbrake on at all times.

Idiots!

2007-10-15 23:20:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

the Song Remains the Same?
Spinal Tap?
The Unheard Music?
None of the above??
Name you're choice!!

2007-10-15 23:20:40 · 7 answers · asked by Brain Vadder aka Darth Fool 3 in Polls & Surveys

jo

2007-10-15 23:20:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:20:16 · 1 answers · asked by Henry C 1 in Nissan

jo

2007-10-15 23:19:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:19:12 · 2 answers · asked by didi 1 in Fashion & Accessories

My ****** friend put pen marks on this little rubber crocodile i have and i cant get the marks off. I have tried the above methods but nothing. I'm going to cut his testicles off when i get to school tomorrow, but i still want to know how to get these marks off.

2007-10-15 23:18:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

They wrote most songs themselves.
jo

2007-10-15 23:18:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I havealready asked this question but am adding more detail so you know what is going on.
He got his mate to test me to make sure im not cheating on him.
We argue alot and I dont think I can deal with it.
He lies to me and I belive him but find out from his mates.
He asked me to marry him but I think hes moving abit too fast.
But he tells me he loves me all the time and I still think I love him. But something tells me it wont work again.

2007-10-15 23:16:52 · 11 answers · asked by pussicus911 2 in Singles & Dating

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."

"Shut up," she says. "You're next."

2007-10-15 23:16:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

train/plane/bus/coach= CHEAPEST? + PRICES!!

2007-10-15 23:16:24 · 7 answers · asked by Hannah 4 in Liverpool

Rumour has it that the leaks are coming from the McCann camp (CM has a lot of journo friends) in an attempt to discredit the big one when it comes.

What are your feelings on this and if you think it is not true please can you give your reasons?

2007-10-15 23:15:45 · 7 answers · asked by snaffle 4 in Current Events

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2007-10-15 23:15:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands.

Finally, the president looked up and asked, "Just how many is a brazillion?"

2007-10-15 23:15:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

on TV about a month ago

2007-10-15 23:15:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

For e.g.
• Electronic life form given basic rights .
• AI becomes far superior to human intelligence
• Brain downloads
• Films where viewers can choose who acts in each role.

etc.

2007-10-15 23:14:23 · 18 answers · asked by (^_^) 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is their doctrine? Is it a good deal or bad? just need all the information I can gather on this. Thanks for your help.

2007-10-15 23:14:19 · 16 answers · asked by monkey12 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-15 23:14:17 · 17 answers · asked by Ali 2 in Government

what can u tell me abt WTO and globalization

2007-10-15 23:14:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in International Organizations

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.

"What the hell was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"But you don't understand," he pleaded. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?" he begged.

"Your horse called!"

2007-10-15 23:13:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

thinking of buying a second hand car ....is mileage or age a bigger factor in value for money

2007-10-15 23:13:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

Tonight I received my first speeding ticket. I got my license abt 6 months ago with a clean record. I always try my best to obey traffic laws. Since I was the designated driver, I did not touch alcohol at all. Around 3am, while I was accelerating and getting on the highway I was pulled over. Before I was pulled over, I saw the parked police car and I looked at my meter; it was reading around 43-45. The officer told me I was speeding 53 on 30mph zone. I said sorry and I told him I wasn't aware of it. Since, I put my purse in the back seat, i asked if I could reach and get my purse. The officer looked at me and said no, he told my friend who had few drinks to get my purse. The officer asked me if I drank, and I said no. Without further talking and pay no attention to my PBA card. He wrote me a ticket. I feel like I was not treated with respect. Maybe I misunderstand him, but why can I get my own purse? Do I look like I carried a weapon? I don't think the ticket is fair to me.

2007-10-15 23:13:08 · 12 answers · asked by MAGGIE MM 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-10-15 23:12:54 · 7 answers · asked by cool p 1 in Hair

Is so what do you wear? Sleepers or Studs?

2007-10-15 23:12:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Gonna be molding some Polystyrene/styrofoam shapes, and wondered if silicone would disolve the poly??

Can I just use the silicone you get in a gun from diy shops??

Cheers!!!

2007-10-15 23:12:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly,emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman. With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"

And how long has it been since you've had a sip of whisky?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "'Tis absolutely fantastic!

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too.

2007-10-15 23:11:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

hi! i have a guy who is my boyfriend, most of the time he complains he doesn't have any money on him, even when i go to his house to visit me he still takes some money from me and whenever i tell him i don't have any money on me he becomes angry and believe that i'm lying to him. he has never bought me anything for the past one year that i met him and i always tell my friends that he bought some things for me in other to cover him up. i just want to know if this guy doesn't have the money for real or his fooling me and i love him some much that i did not want to loose him. help me through please!

2007-10-15 23:11:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Never had it before..

2007-10-15 23:11:32 · 15 answers · asked by Abc 1 in Vegetarian & Vegan

why??

2007-10-15 23:11:26 · 15 answers · asked by **Jessiiee** xx 2 in R&B & Soul