All categories - 15 October 2007

tell meee =)

2007-10-15 23:44:26 · 18 answers · asked by kingtwintwo 1 in Canberra

2007-10-15 23:44:06 · 2 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Biology

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.

'What do you mean?' he asked.

'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'

2007-10-15 23:44:02 · 7 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

a worker on a building site rushed upto th foreman.'sir,sir' he cried.''someone's just droped a trowel from the top of the tower and sliced my ear off ! ".immediatly the fore man organised a searchparty to find the ear in the hope that surgeons might be able to sew it back."here it is ! " cried one of the searchers,waving the ear ."no, that's not it ,"said the injured workman."mine had a pencil behind it !"

2007-10-15 23:43:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When the weather man tells you the wind is north east what is he telling you? That the wind is blowing in that direction or is it coming from that direction?

2007-10-15 23:43:01 · 6 answers · asked by john p 2 in Weather

2007-10-15 23:43:00 · 1 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Biology

i'm 5'4 is that short?

2007-10-15 23:42:59 · 22 answers · asked by . 4 in Singles & Dating

2007-10-15 23:42:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:41:57 · 7 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Biology

2007-10-15 23:41:45 · 5 answers · asked by Soroush 1 in Fashion & Accessories

And he's going a bit bonkers lol. He wanted to ask a question, but he has no thumbs so he can't type.

His question is: What should I wear to make a good impression?

2007-10-15 23:41:21 · 26 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:41:19 · 9 answers · asked by beena l 1 in Mumbai

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

2007-10-15 23:41:17 · 12 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

2007-10-15 23:41:11 · 1 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Biology

turned out he had bowel disease.His poos were like water,he couldn`t control it,and he`d go off his food,he lost lots of weight.My vet said that because they are all inter-bread it is very common for these cats to be ill with their tummys.My qusetion is,has anyone got a siamese and if so have you ever had any problems with yours.I miss jasper so much,he was my little baby.I daren`t get another one incase that one becomes ill too.

2007-10-15 23:40:57 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Cats

2007-10-15 23:40:44 · 4 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Biology

comfort you ?
jo

2007-10-15 23:40:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As an Englishman who currently owns many major US based companies I feel I am in a position to ask this.In my last question I mentioned that I "own" many Americans, this upset many Americans and I would like to apologise.In my country people are "owned" by the company they work for and they feel this is an honour.When I came to the USA, I told my Americans that I now "owned" them and they also felt this was an honour.If this has upset Americans, perhaps it is jealously that thay are not "owned" by a international business magnate such as myself.

2007-10-15 23:40:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-10-15 23:39:41 · 2 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Biology

1. lap dance from the opposite sex
2. too much caffeine
3. viagra
4. chocolate
5. a naked centerfold in a magazine
6. porn videos
7. sexy clothing / lingerie
8. mood music
9. oysters
10. Y/A contributor badge
more than one answer is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-15 23:39:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I honestly don't care what your answer is but it's still a superior question to most of the sh1t on here!

2007-10-15 23:39:25 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:39:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

invent an alcoholic drink, you can throw anything into a shot glass, what is it and would you drink it? would it taste good?

mine is called a 'green canary'
it is:
1 part - creme de menthe
1 part - vodka
1 part - bourbon
and 1 part - black sambuca

2007-10-15 23:39:06 · 6 answers · asked by Party Boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:38:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

jo

2007-10-15 23:38:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:38:24 · 3 answers · asked by Terri L 2 in Biology

I mean not even the smallerst ones? I mean alligator, birds, roaches, etc survived?

2007-10-15 23:38:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

Can you also tell me what they have or why would I want to go there.

2007-10-15 23:38:14 · 11 answers · asked by Aleina 2 in Other - Asia Pacific

2007-10-15 23:37:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:37:49 · 22 answers · asked by Alex R 1 in Video & Online Games