a worker on a building site rushed upto th foreman.'sir,sir' he cried.''someone's just droped a trowel from the top of the tower and sliced my ear off ! ".immediatly the fore man organised a searchparty to find the ear in the hope that surgeons might be able to sew it back."here it is ! " cried one of the searchers,waving the ear ."no, that's not it ,"said the injured workman."mine had a pencil behind it !"
2007-10-15 23:43:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My dad told me this about 20 years ago - other than that, it's funny.
2007-10-15 23:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by I Can Preach Too! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a residence in a brand new housing progress and a girl responded the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little computer I have obvious in many years," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combo of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will consume it!" She stated, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not bought the vigour on but!"
2016-09-05 11:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,,
wow,,nice one,,
check out my one-liner jokes(my question),,
^_^
meanwhile,,here's one for u,,
once, a painter tries to fool a customer,,and shows him a blank page with a title "a horse and grass"
customer--what?? u want me to buy this? where's the horse and the grass?
painter--the horse already ate the grass
customer--well then, where's the horse?
painter--now why would a horse wait once it has finished eating all the grass! but u don't worry, grass will grow soon and the horse will come back on its own!!
2007-10-16 02:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 23:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright, i've heard it before though
2007-10-15 23:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its soooo very funny, i shall use it in my telefilm
2007-10-16 00:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny. :D
2007-10-15 23:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by Rai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was OK
2007-10-15 23:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT SO FUNNY,BUT GOOD!
2007-10-15 23:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by ant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes..it is! .. hahaha =D>
2007-10-15 23:48:06 · answer #10 · answered by Eric Ray B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋