My cat is going on a date tonight?

Question

And he's going a bit bonkers lol. He wanted to ask a question, but he has no thumbs so he can't type.

His question is: What should I wear to make a good impression?

Thanks in advance...he won't get out from infront of the mirror lol x

Answer 1

now that's just a blatant lie and I cant believe you would try and deceive us like this...your the one going bonkers tell the truth??? come on.....admit it....!

I think he should just throw on his best fur coat, a dab of catnip behind each ear and swish that tail all the way baby..

oh and dont forget to lick his butt properly cos the ladies (or gents) do like a good sniff sometimes....
have fun Mr pu55y cat.

Answer 2

Open the door and give it a quick escape, it is fully prepared for the mating ritual of cats, prepare for the racket that will follow.

Answer 3

Wear a lovely collar, get a pet/cat-ician (beautician?) to lick his fur good and make him eat lots of tuna to get that lovely fishy breath!

Answer 4

He should wear the little tuxedo that he got on sale last year. Make sure he washes behind his ears as well.


(Cutest question I've seen all day)

Answer 5

A tuxedo made from the hair of the tortured souls in hell.


Hope this helps.

Answer 6

A spikey collar to show how much of a Tom he is, and a gift of Miow mix.

Answer 7

Leather jacket

Answer 8

I say just a dab of fishy aftershave behind the ears should do the trick and help him have a fun evening....hope he has fun. x

Answer 9

A bow tie

Answer 10

Hope his date is nice. If it were with my kitty she'd just ignore him the whole evening, take all his food, and look at him like he's crazy.