A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What the hell was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"But you don't understand," he pleaded. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?" he begged.
"Your horse called!"
2007-10-15 23:13:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a side splitter
starred
2007-10-15 23:36:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Awesome
2016-05-22 22:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-16 00:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow straight from the horses mouth. lmao.
2007-10-16 00:40:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ill tell this 1 2day
2007-10-15 23:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao yet another brilliant one
star for u
2007-10-16 00:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic, i am now working on not one but two new acts!
Keep them coming babe!
Have a star!!
2007-10-16 00:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by speedboat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!hahahahahaha.....
my laughing not stopping.
thanks a lot.make me Happy.
2007-10-15 23:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by Umair 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my stomach spaining because of laughing
2007-10-15 23:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-10-15 23:23:17 · answer #10 · answered by Siddhant 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋