he takes off his clothes and starts
to wander around.A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man gets an erection.
She notices and comes over to him she says, It's a rule here that if you get an erection, i
t implies you called for me." she lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.He continues to explore He enters the sauna and
as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room
toward him, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge
man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.The old man
staggers back to the office and yells, "Here's my membership card keep the £250 membership
fee." She says"You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month.I fart 15 times
a day."
2007-10-12
10:08:26
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