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he takes off his clothes and starts
to wander around.A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man gets an erection.
She notices and comes over to him she says, It's a rule here that if you get an erection, i
t implies you called for me." she lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.He continues to explore He enters the sauna and
as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room
toward him, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge
man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.The old man
staggers back to the office and yells, "Here's my membership card keep the £250 membership
fee." She says"You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month.I fart 15 times
a day."

2007-10-12 10:08:26 · 10 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

I will give you 110% for that. Excellent. lol

2007-10-12 10:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Brilliant

2007-10-12 10:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-12 10:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

i does no longer prefer to connect one yet, i does no longer strategies vacationing. i might attempt my toughest to dam out the old human beings and inspect each and every of the nice and snug women! c'mon who does no longer prefer to try this.

2016-11-08 03:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And when I think we'll all end up like that !
Ah ah ah ah ah !

2007-10-12 10:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by Trucky 5 · 0 0

funny

2007-10-12 10:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny 7 · 0 0

lol,lol,lol.10/10.brilliant.
I better stop checking your jokes now,they are going to kill me with laughter.
No ...............I'll go and check some more.

2007-10-13 02:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

lolololol

2007-10-12 10:19:11 · answer #8 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 0 0

hahaha another good one from you. lol

2007-10-12 10:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

AAAGGGGHHHHH, don't molest the old man, that's not nice. HJAHAHAHA

2007-10-12 10:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0 0

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