Blonde Interview
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked,
"If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
Blonde Hunting
A blonde went hunting with her boyfriend and his buddy. They agreed that while they went separate ways, anyone who got lost would shoot three times into the air to get someone to come.
The blonde got lost, naturally.
She shot three times into the air.
Nobody came.
She tried again.
Still nobody came.
She said to herself, "Wow, I hope somebody comes soon. I'm almost out of arrows!"
2007-10-11
21:11:39
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