Blonde Interview
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked,
"If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
Blonde Hunting
A blonde went hunting with her boyfriend and his buddy. They agreed that while they went separate ways, anyone who got lost would shoot three times into the air to get someone to come.
The blonde got lost, naturally.
She shot three times into the air.
Nobody came.
She tried again.
Still nobody came.
She said to herself, "Wow, I hope somebody comes soon. I'm almost out of arrows!"
2007-10-11 21:11:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have you a thing about blondes? Just wondering!!! lmao lol
2007-10-12 01:25:08 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha very very humorous like quite a number of the the remainder of your jokes. lol what's the version between chopped beef and pea soup? easily everyone can chop beef, yet not easily everyone can pea soup! A magician became driving down the line..then he became right into a rigidity way... Why do not extraterrestrial beings consume clowns. as a results of fact they flavor humorous. What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh 2 snowmen are status in a field. One says to the different : "humorous, I scent carrots too". What do you get once you go an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no 2 peanuts walk right into a bar. One became a salted. as quickly as upon a time there have been 2 brownies interior the microwave. unexpectedly, on of the brownies says: "guy that's warm in right here!!!!" the different muffin exclaims, "look a conversing muffin!!!!"
2016-10-22 03:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, the first one gets a 10 / 10 and have a star for the smile
2007-10-11 21:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 21:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked 'em both 9/10
2007-10-11 22:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite good, the second one was better
2007-10-11 21:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE! both funny
I know people who are just like the first one!!!
2007-10-11 23:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by LeeA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!very funny!i love it! silly blond!
2007-10-11 21:57:27 · answer #8 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao
2007-10-11 22:14:59 · answer #9 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-12 01:13:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋