What should your tomb stone say?

Question

I would like mine to read:
"Your time is coming."

Answer 1

Mine will say " I was buried face down so the world can KISS MY A**"

Answer 2

The survivors of the deciest normally write the inscription. yet whilst it particularly is the inscription you pick on your stone, I say 'definite' bypass forward and tell your criminal professional what you want finished. i don't comprehend in the event that they might legally replace it, no rely if it is your choose. If it particularly is a humorous tale being performed given which you're intense, i'm no longer giggling plenty. it particularly is 2009 so in case you say which you basically have 3 years to stay, what makes you prefer to think of that some distance forward. My suited guess is which you're thinking approximately it now because of the fact it particularly is on your strategies how human beings will decide you once you're long gone. it is your way of telling them, "i'm sorry, I did the suited i might desire to". Am I right? if so, enable your soul positioned you thru your paces of possessing as much as the undesirable issues, forgiving your self and shifting you on into peace of strategies. bear in strategies, we can all be on your shoes at some point--me no longer some distance in the back of i'm afraid-- And each and every of the undesirable issues we've finished are greater often than not merely 'stupid', or 'selfish' issues because of the fact we are dumb now and lower back. yet i'll threat it to assert which you haven't any longer finished 'evil issues', merely dumb issues merely like something human beings. and human beings comprehend that.

Answer 3

I ain't often right
but I've never been wrong
It seldom turns out the way
it does in the song
Once in a while
you get shown the light
in the strangest of places
if you look at it right

Answer 4

I won't have a tombstone, and neither will my husband. We both want to be cremated after we die. I want my ashes scattered on some rose bushes (ashes help roses to grow and flower beautifully) and my husband wants his ashes scattered in the water. We won't care about 'being together' after we die, because we both know where we are going, and we know we'll be together there.

Answer 5

Same as always...

Feel free to take a leak
Just like in life
Don't even speak

Answer 6

"The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke."
--Sonny Crockett (Don Johnson), "Miami Vice"

Answer 7

Well since I quit drinking and smoking almost twenty years ago, it will probally say...."He Died Of Boredom"

Answer 8

The engraving is charged by letter,so something cheap and short.

Answer 9

No Parking.

Answer 10

I have chosen to be cremated and have my ashes scattered. There will be no tombstone.