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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.” I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me.” Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

2007-10-11 21:16:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Absolutely wicked!!!!!

Haven't laughed so much in ages!
Cheers, 10/10 + * for you!

2007-10-14 06:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

i individually do not know something approximately that. I even have under no circumstances voluntarily watched porn in my finished life. I had to undergo 2 whilst inebriated and stoned at my chum's boyfriend's abode: some abode made form by potential of a sleazy swinger form together with his different stripper girlfriends at a bbq close to a pool and something stated as 'previous the golf green Door'.

2016-10-22 03:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-11 21:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Lol, thats disgusting!

2007-10-11 21:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Con 1 · 0 0

lol, so very funny, lets face it, it is all we live for!!!

2007-10-11 23:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by nat 3 · 0 0

hahahahaha

2007-10-12 01:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol
too cute

2007-10-12 00:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 0 0

omg so funny lol.

2007-10-11 21:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0 0

cool k

2007-10-11 21:24:08 · answer #9 · answered by travelogics_cok 1 · 0 0

ha ha ha ha that one made me really chuckle thanks for putting a smile on my face xx

2007-10-11 21:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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