after their holidays are over,"I feel it's only fair to warn you,"the man tells her,"I'm a complete golf nut.I live,eat,sleep and breathe golf."
"Well,since you're being so honest,I will be as well,"she replies,"I'm a hooker."
"Oh,right,"the man replies thoughtfully."That's probaly cause you're not keepng your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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A dinner speaker is in a hurry when he arrives and sits at the head table,he realises he's forgotten his false teeth.The man sitting next to him reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair."Try these,"he says."Too loose,"says the speaker."I have another pair,try these."
"Perfect!"says the speaker.He eats,then gives his speech.Afterwards,he turns to the man who helped him."Thanks so much!Actually,I've been looking for a new dentist recently."
"I'm not a dentist,"replies the man."I'm an undertaker."
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Who invented the phrase"suffering from premature ejaculation?
It must have been a woman,No man would call it suffering!!!
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2007-10-06
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