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I have tried everything, from kissing, licking, stroking, strip tease's,lap dances,massages, caresses even dressin up in sexy costumes but i just cant turn my computer on!

This has never happened to me b4 does any1 have any tips cuz its really effecting my confidence

2007-10-06 10:19:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

12 answers

Try rubbing it's "click".

2007-10-06 11:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Damasta AM inductee 5 · 0 0

Try stroking the hard drive. If that doesn't work.. try rubbing the floppy "disk".. otherwise, It might be sick and have a virus and is just not interested at the moment..

2007-10-06 11:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by xjaz1 5 · 1 0

Very amusing.

Press the ON button, and save the sexy routines for your partner.

2007-10-06 10:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by Subic 5 · 2 0

I thought It was a joke at first (how would you write the question if it was off)or that you were in the wrong category!
Kind of double-sensed isn´t it!LOL!
Loved the joke!

2007-10-06 10:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 2 0

Search the power options!
Good luck!

2007-10-06 11:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by aWellWisher 7 · 2 0

I think it may turn on if you get another computer before it

2007-10-06 19:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

What did you use to type this question.lol. PS. Being a hussie does usually work for my girlfriend. bahahahah. Good luck babe

2007-10-06 12:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Try double-clicking your mouse.

2007-10-06 10:31:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Haha. Not funny. You fail at life. Have a nice day :)

2007-10-06 11:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by Darunik 3 · 0 2

How did you turn it off?

2007-10-06 11:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Solo 6 · 2 0

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