Motorway goes into a pub.
Motorway: "Give me a pint!"
Barman: "There you go. That'll be £2.20."
Motorway: "I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD."
Barman: "Alright, alright keep your money."
Motorway sits in the corner of the pub, drinking its pint.
Dual carriageway goes into the pub.
Dual carriageway: "Give me a pint!"
Barman: "There you go. That'll be £2.20."
Dual carriageway: "I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD."
Barman: "Not another nutter."
Dual carriageway: "I'm bloody mad, I am."
Barman: "Alright, alright keep it."
Dual carriageway and Motorway sit in the corner of the pub drinking
their pints.
Tarmac walks into the pub.
Tarmac: "Give me a pint."
Barman: "There you go. That'll be £2.20."
Tarmac: "I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD."
Barman: "Look I'm not having this. No more free pints!"
Dual carriageway and Motorway (shaking their heads): "You'd better let
him have it, he's a cycle path."
2007-10-06 10:18:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-06 11:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
707
2007-10-06 17:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Distance Runner 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 18:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the cul-de-sac was the circle-path !
2007-10-06 18:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Class! :)
2007-10-07 03:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Fluke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-07 06:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-06 17:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋