All categories - 6 October 2007

A blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign on the box says: "Sex Frogs! Only $50 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her. Certain that she is not being watched, she whispers to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one of the sex frogs!"
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions."
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions tell her:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightgown.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you and
the frog will do what he has been trained to do.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems, please call the store."
So our blonde heroine calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions, but the damned frog just sits there!"
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly, "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

2007-10-06 00:06:05 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

"Any married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing".

Isn't this funny???

2007-10-06 00:05:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-06 00:04:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

why have christians turned away from the mission and the word of Jesus and turned instead to the Pauline theory of Christ?

I am at the moment researching the Gospels, I have not yrt reached a conclusion, but I know this for a fact, neither Mark, John, Luke actually ever spent time or even knew Jesus, this is a remarkable fact, Paul was indeed the single influence of the Trinitarian theory, one that became orthodox at the council of nicea in 325ce, I have been reading about St Barnabas adn have some thought that he was indeed the author of the hypothetical 'Q' Gospel.

what are your thoughts

2007-10-06 00:04:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Here, I am talking about good remembrance. Through out history, there are great people that we still remember and quote whatever they said or did. What makes some people memorable and others not? I need specific suggestions. Make your answer in specific points and clear.

2007-10-06 00:03:58 · 3 answers · asked by best-doctor 2 in Other - Society & Culture

I have naturally wavy/curly hair but i want to enhance it so it looks like Evangeline Lillys off lost. Here are some pics

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismoody1111/92171641
http://img14.exs.cx/img14/7599/Evangeline_Lilly_nw9.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sixsteps/327929075

Can anyone help me please!?

2007-10-06 00:03:53 · 5 answers · asked by Zoe T 1 in Hair

2007-10-06 00:02:46 · 9 answers · asked by ifhusain 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I Love it!!
It is on the bubble.
When it comes back (will later in the season), I BEG of all of you to watch it!! Keep it going!!

2007-10-06 00:02:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

What web sites, or computer programs would you recommend to help me become a better cook...and what else would you suggest other than practice practice practice?

2007-10-06 00:02:21 · 2 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think hamburger meat will be safe again? Should we all be nervous?

2007-10-06 00:02:17 · 3 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-06 00:02:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Where is the best place to avertise my Vauxhall Calibra V6 SE9 for sale in the North West of England?

2007-10-06 00:01:53 · 6 answers · asked by Mck 2 in Buying & Selling

Coin Front - http://www.flickr.com/photos/14638624@N04/1495352721/
Coin Back - http://www.flickr.com/photos/14638624@N04/1495352777/in/photostream/

I found it on the ground while walking down the street is it worth anything is it a special commemorative coin help me here thnks

2007-10-06 00:01:39 · 6 answers · asked by squishy_experiment_626 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

im absolutly terrifyed of swallowing tablets. Im in tears now because my mother tried 2 make me swallow 1. i went thru a phase where it took me 20 mins 2 phsych myself up, but now i cnt n e more. Mum is being 2 impatient with me and she dusnt seem 2 understand how scary this is 4 me. I know it probably wont happen but i cnt get it out of my head that u cud die by swallowing sumthing...
what do i do??????????

2007-10-06 00:00:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

HI, well my friend is going to have a baby boy. So she tot to name him ivan, but the name it self its old, so she wants to name him something more lateest, like ivann or ivyn. you know it have to be sounds like Ivan at the same time!
thanks alot

2007-10-06 00:00:48 · 5 answers · asked by jayjay 1 in Baby Names

Absolutly anything. Thanks in advance !

2007-10-06 00:00:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

It wouldn't hurt so much then.

2007-10-06 00:00:34 · 5 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-06 00:00:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in London

Last nigh I had a dream that I was getting married to someone that I don't know. They were going behind my back and made another woman preganant. Then when we were getting married and he signed his name and I wrote something else not my name. Then the Devil rose up out of the holy water in the church. What does this dream mean?

2007-10-06 00:00:12 · 8 answers · asked by sam 2 in Dream Interpretation