A blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign on the box says: "Sex Frogs! Only $50 each! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her. Certain that she is not being watched, she whispers to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one of the sex frogs!"
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions."
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions tell her:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightgown.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you and
the frog will do what he has been trained to do.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems, please call the store."
So our blonde heroine calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions, but the damned frog just sits there!"
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly, "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
2007-10-06 00:06:05 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO :)
have a star :)
where can i get me a frog like that?
2007-10-06 00:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Back when I was a teen, I lived in SC way out in the country. I used to go fishing on weekend trips with my friends. One weekend we set up at the lake, got comfortable and cast our lines. Not long after we start hearing this loud chirping noise, it was a little mud frog sitting between me and one of my friends. He had just crawled out of the mud at our feet. His noise went on for a couple of hours until my friend couldn't take it anymore, so he kicked the mud back over the frog to quiet. A few minutes later the frog dug his way back out and started up again. Well this went on for they entire first day at the campsite. The next day the 2 were at it again, chirping, burying, digging back out and chirping again. My friend always brought a shotgun with us just in case any large wild animals came into the campsite. Half way through the second day, my friend starts screaming and swearing. Goes and gets the gun, comes back to the frog, puts the barrel about an inch away from it, and fires. Mud flies everywhere. I'm covered in it, and my friend is covered from head to toe. He throws the gun down, grabs his pole and sits to fish. About 2 minutes later out of a clump of mud that had landed next to his chair, that little frog dug out and starting chirping again. True story I swear, me and my friends still tell.
2016-04-07 07:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah! Definitely worth a star!!
2007-10-06 00:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.
very very naughty man.lol.
he's using that excuse to have sex with women?.lol.
thank you soooo much for the laugh.
i forgot all about the troubles i've had this morning, although it took me 3 hours to find a joke good enough to make me forget.thank you.
2007-10-06 00:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 00:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have got to have a Star for that one
Keep them coming
2007-10-06 00:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhaaa...very funny!
2007-10-06 00:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a specie of a man sex ke liye kuchh bhee kare gaa -- including defrocking or it is defroging
2007-10-06 00:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!
thats good
hahaha
2007-10-06 00:09:32 · answer #9 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like your joke very much ,hahahahahaha
2007-10-06 00:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋