All categories - 28 September 2007

A blind man walked into a restaurant and made a strange request to his waiter: "Can I please have the unwashed "fork" of your last customer you waited on?" The puzzled waiter agreed, went to the kitchen and brought back the unwashed fork to the blind. The blind man, put that fork in his mouth and said: "Hmmm, the meatloaf and mashed potatoes are good here. I'll have that.
The next day, the blind went to the same restaurant, requesting another "used fork" to the waiter and when the waited handed it to him, again the blind said: "Hmmm, your Spaghetti must taste delicious, please, I'll have that!!"
The following day, the waiter, knowing the scene would be the same, wanted to surprise the blind man. He wanted to trick the blind so he went to the kitchen, asked his waitress Jane, to rub "the fork" between her private parts and thighs.
When he gave this fork to the blind the blind put it in his mouth and said pleased: " OMG, I didn't know Jane worked here!!"

2007-09-28 23:25:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...when the word apple goes thru your mind, what color do you see? unless it was described, then what color would it be?

2007-09-28 23:24:46 · 7 answers · asked by Kerbachard! -El Wapo™ © 5 in Philosophy

2007-09-28 23:24:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

why do amercan football players wear so much padding,surely it affects their speed and agility

2007-09-28 23:24:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-09-28 23:23:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 23:23:43 · 8 answers · asked by nutcase 2 in Other - Television

Apple Friter, Cream Filled, Bowtie, Vanilla Glazed, Whole Wheat, Lemon Filled, Lemon Iced, Chocolate Iced? What is your favorite type of Donut?

2007-09-28 23:23:37 · 15 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

The movie star, ......... I say it was ,the professor and mary ann here on Gilligans isle my spouse says it ends with the movie star and the rest! I think hes nuts whos right?

2007-09-28 23:22:58 · 10 answers · asked by wallysrusty 2 in Trivia

2007-09-28 23:22:37 · 11 answers · asked by nisa 1 in Infectious Diseases

2007-09-28 23:21:52 · 3 answers · asked by philip m 1 in Birmingham

whenever i get on my pc, and see whats going on on YA!, and check out menatl health i start feeling down...and depressed...if only is tay off it for 5 days( although im curious whats going on) my anxiety lowers...i kinda feel sick or incurably ill when i read all that stuff...now why is that?

2007-09-28 23:21:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

Hi people. I left Nelson nz, for brisbane australia for a quick work conference last night (just got back to nz).

The city is stupid. What is wrong with it. All the houses are old and wooden and country like, yet there in a city. The traffic is horrendus. I went to the suburb called stones corner. Went for a quick lunch time walk in the park and nearly got mugged. At around 12 i had finished my quick morining conference, and before i got back on the plane to nz, i thought i would go for a drive up to redcliff.

Really nice place, violent people. WHat the hell! My work buddy and I were sitting on the red cliff jetty having some lunch and we got sworn at by some random kids!

People were throwing kids into the water off the edge of the jetty fully clothed and they werent playen around! Heaps of aboriginals drunk in the park. Hobo's drinking in the park. And then to airport to go home and held up in traffic nealy missing the flight!

WHo else hates brisbane!

2007-09-28 23:21:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

Does our mind need words to philosiphy?

or can are understanding come from the winds of other planes. Like what?

2007-09-28 23:20:59 · 1 answers · asked by Kerbachard! -El Wapo™ © 5 in Philosophy

Finishing high school soon, and I just want to be prepared for life after it. I know the old saying, have no regrets, but lets face it, there's always something in our life that we ask ourselves;
"What if?"

So I'm asking you;
How is life after Highschool?
Did/didn't you achieve your goals?
Things that you ask, What If?
What plans do you have for the future?

... Life isn't always cherries and cakes, Please don't sugar coat the answers.

I'm asking again because I enjoyed reading everyone's life stories.

2007-09-28 23:20:36 · 20 answers · asked by Curious about the World 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 23:20:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me I like matter of trust and uptown girls.

2007-09-28 23:19:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw one at Yao's and liked it.

2007-09-28 23:19:11 · 5 answers · asked by Texas Cowboy 7 in Houston

he chokeslammed great khali,big show and yokozuna!no one on earth can chokeslam a big guy like yokozuna.so is he the strongest on earth?

2007-09-28 23:19:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

I've heard horror stories and what not about people purposly spreading HIV to others. One story was about a woman who has HIV, sleeps with men, and then writes "welcome to the wonderful world of HIV" on their mirror with lipstick before she slips out the door. Has anyone else heard of this? Thanks.

2007-09-28 23:17:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

Who is the best r&b/pop diva? Who is real?

2007-09-28 23:17:27 · 9 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

i ask a question a month ago about my pregnant guppies... i got my answer, but my guppie is still pregnant she is n ow twice the size and her back is bent like a boomerang... how much longer till she has her fry, it has almost been 2 months???? help plz

2007-09-28 23:16:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

Can anyone explain the full meanings behind this rhyme? i know its about London, but what exactly? Do you know the entire lyrics?

2007-09-28 23:16:41 · 20 answers · asked by Stitch 4 in Poetry

Cereal, Fried steak with home potatoes, Biscuits with honey or syrup? Which is your favorite for breakfast?

2007-09-28 23:15:56 · 18 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

do you think that your belief system is the only possible anser? Do you search for other reasons?

I will be honest. I will be amazed at my sentience. I am quite capable of understanding it, it is remarkable that I experience something that is distinguished (atleast I think at times) from everyone else. I will often hear Christians say things such as how could the Universe be so ordered, or how the Earth could be in such a location it is in, and these questions and answers remind me of the sensation I have of my own existence... Life is quite remarkable, when one refelcts on their own existence it is quite unbelievable that we just happened. But, don't you question why such thoughts would direct you towards Christianity? Don't you think there could be another reason? I do, I think a lot about it. It is beyond spectacular, but at the same time I just admit I don't know.

2007-09-28 23:15:43 · 6 answers · asked by Green 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I would like to know the difference between the Glock 23 and 23C models in terms of:

1. Concealability (I have heard the c model is not as good for concealability...is this correct?).
2. Recoil
3. Price
4. Anything else of significance

Thanks!

2007-09-28 23:14:13 · 12 answers · asked by runforthehills 2 in Hunting

2007-09-28 23:14:13 · 3 answers · asked by girl_buon_can_tinh 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-28 23:13:52 · 11 answers · asked by denisemar2tin 1 in Cats

& what's it like where ur at?

2007-09-28 23:13:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Paddy O'Doors.

2007-09-28 23:12:44 · 9 answers · asked by Jackass 3 in Jokes & Riddles