A blind man walked into a restaurant and made a strange request to his waiter: "Can I please have the unwashed "fork" of your last customer you waited on?" The puzzled waiter agreed, went to the kitchen and brought back the unwashed fork to the blind. The blind man, put that fork in his mouth and said: "Hmmm, the meatloaf and mashed potatoes are good here. I'll have that.
The next day, the blind went to the same restaurant, requesting another "used fork" to the waiter and when the waited handed it to him, again the blind said: "Hmmm, your Spaghetti must taste delicious, please, I'll have that!!"
The following day, the waiter, knowing the scene would be the same, wanted to surprise the blind man. He wanted to trick the blind so he went to the kitchen, asked his waitress Jane, to rub "the fork" between her private parts and thighs.
When he gave this fork to the blind the blind put it in his mouth and said pleased: " OMG, I didn't know Jane worked here!!"
2007-09-28 23:25:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...good one!!!!!
2007-09-29 00:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by Daisy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely, Philadelphia has gotta be the king of fool broadcasters. With the addition of Gary Mathews to an already discomfort stakingly painful Chris Wheeler, i ought to pass on for hours. Sarge's keys to interest look to crack me up. diverse the time its: score extra runs than the different team, or for the pitchers to not permit as many runs because of the fact the opposing team. one in each and every of my popular insights grow to be the be attentive to-it-all character of Chris Wheeler for the duration of Spring education this 12 months. while Harry Kalas grow to be remarking on how desirable the Phillies's vivid living house Networks container grow to be, Chris Wheeler repsonded with: "they have have been given one extra advantageous over in Arizona." somewhat painful coming from a guy it incredibly is in no way picked up a bat in his existence.
2016-10-20 07:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, no I have not. It's really gross but funny. I bet that the blind man is Jane wife.
2007-09-29 00:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by Wacky psychopath 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 23:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I have not heard this one til ow. LOL, Funny tho.
2007-09-28 23:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-09-28 23:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by lost_sole_28 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is really a good one.... hahahahahahahaha
2007-09-29 00:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww gross, but funny
2007-09-28 23:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by loquita.bella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad, nice one.
2007-09-29 02:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋