Suicide Hotline...please hold.
Susan and I are not here
right now. We're in the
bathroom having some fun.
She likes it up and down and
I like it back and forth. Leave
a message at the beep and
we'll get back to you as soon
as we're finished brushing
our teeth. Thank you.
Thank you for calling
555-2322. If you wish to
speak to Tim, push 1 on
your touch tone phone now.
If you wish to speak to Lynn,
push 2 on your touch tone
phone now. If you have a
wrong number, push 3 on
your touch tone phone now.
All of this button pushing
doesn't do anything, but it is
a good way to work off
anger, and it makes us feel
like we have a big time
phone system.
Thank you for calling Santa's
workshop. Santa can't come
to the phone right now, and
the elves are out back
barbecuing Blitzen. After the
tone, please leave your
Christmas list, and maybe
we'll get back to you!
2007-09-22
17:11:24
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11 answers
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