On this day of the feast of of the Korean Martyrs, Eustace, Vincent Madelgaire, Yves Mayeuc, Francis de Posadas, Thomas Johnson, John Davy, and companions (martyrs), and John Coleridge Patterson (at least according to some Anglican nutters) we pray for peace on earth and a call to brotherhood amongst men. Of Christ, of course. All others should look away now. This is for my daughters, wife, and all real Christians (Catholics):
John Davy was a saint
Who didn't like to paint,
Yves Mayeuc was a Frenchman,
Who had a place in Potsdam.
The Korean martyrs were Asian
Thus said the large crustacean
Vincent Madlegaire cooked
Spaghetti like a crook.
Thomas Johnson came to rule
The deep end of the pool
Francis de Posadas came
With an annoyingly long name.
Eustace liked to spread
Her Vegemite on bread,
What else can you expect
From a frigging Aussie?
John Patteson was a saint
Except he really ain't
The martyrs carried meats
On their golden teats.
ALLELUGHAH!
2007-09-20
15:39:40
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