My personal favorite: Yo mama's so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box!
2007-09-20 15:41:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamas so ugly when she went missin people stopped drinkin milk.
2007-09-20 16:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so fat everytime she turns around, its her birthday!
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters!
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peep hole!
Yo mama is so fat when I have sex with her, I have to slap her on the knee and ride the wave in!!!
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.
2007-09-20 23:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by crash 311 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so full of gas that she was declared a fire hazard.
Yo mama is so fat that if her cell phone beeps, people think she is backing up.
2007-09-21 13:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat that when she was in school everyone sat next to her
2007-09-20 22:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To quote White Men Can't Jump:
Yo mama's so far when she gets cut she bleeds gravy.
2007-09-20 23:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by wdx2bb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat they gave her her own zip code.
2007-09-20 22:47:47 · answer #6 · answered by peaches6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "One at a time, please"
2007-09-20 22:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Double Array 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋